Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[moshimoshi]

[ 10/10 FALL, HAVE A CUTE GIRL CLAPPING FOR YOU ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

...I meant to do that.

[PAW OVER FACE.]

[moshimoshi]

No, you didn't! Big sis has a pet cat that does that kind of thing aaaaaaaaall the time.

[whoslaughingmeow]

..It meant to do it!

[moshimoshi]

Nope! But that's okay.

[ pulling out a cellphone ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

What's that.

[moshimoshi]

[ oh my god

don't tell me you haven't heard of a phone either. this isn't even gensokyo. this is the worst.

WHATEVER, TRYING IT ANYWAY

RING RING, RING RING HELLO? MOSHI-MOSHI. KOISHI DESU. PICK UP THE PHONE PLEASE. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I HAVE BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING.]

[moshimoshi]

[ CALLING YOU PICK UP YOUR PHONE I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IF YOU DON'T ]

[grimandproper]

[ It's a good thing he totally meant to do it, or else Lily might feel bad for recording it all on her cell phone. ]

[ Oh, wait. That's a LIE. ]

Oh, my. I can't wait to see the number of hits I'll get on this.

[ As shittily cat as possible, please and thank you. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

don't you have enough of those.

[grimandproper]

I can never have enough of these.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Your viewers must get bored of it.

[grimandproper]

If you think that, then you're completely clueless to how the internet works in regards to cute cat videos.

[whoslaughingmeow]

"Cat boy jumps into thing #300" though?

[grimandproper]

[ She nods. ] Right alongside "cat boy moves while dreaming #300" or "cat boy has laser pointer misadventure #300."

[whoslaughingmeow]

I refuse to believe those are popular.

[naturen]

[ Okay so since this isn't Kyr anymore there are actual seasons again with sun and everything and Ren just got back from a hot summer jog and SHRIEK she just got dunked. Clingy white tank top, orange shorts (okay, SOME habits die hard) and soggy socks and shoes are a thing now. ]

Wh-Why this?!

[whoslaughingmeow]

[CACKLING.

Magic mutation is a hell of a drug, so he's a lot more catlike. A stupid cream and white colored tabby cat, even.]

I thought you'd be hot!

[naturen]

B-But now I'm soaked...

[ And she doesn't want to track water all over, so she's just kind of... looking around like she's trapped, the poor thing. ]

And it's cold...!

[whoslaughingmeow]

Then come in!

Or maybe you should shake off.

[naturen]

E-Eh? Shake... off...

[ Yeah, she... actually thinks that might work. So enjoy her trying that, even though the only results are a lot of wobbliness and getting parts of her hair stuck to her face. It's not until after the girls settle down that she realizes, wait... ]

Er, wait...! C-Couldn't you just... bring me a towel?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well he likes that wobbliness..!]

Awww, alright.

[Even if that was cute! But if you're gonna be cold out on the doorstep..]

[naturen]

[ Yes, she is. And she's going to like. Do her best to cross her arms over her chest while she waits. But she's also going to take her shoes and socks off, 'cause that helps a little. Or a lot, once she gets the idea to connect her feet to the warm floor. ]

Haah...

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He comes back with a towel that only has a LITTLE hair on it.]