Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well he likes that wobbliness..!]

Awww, alright.

[Even if that was cute! But if you're gonna be cold out on the doorstep..]

[naturen]

[ Yes, she is. And she's going to like. Do her best to cross her arms over her chest while she waits. But she's also going to take her shoes and socks off, 'cause that helps a little. Or a lot, once she gets the idea to connect her feet to the warm floor. ]

Haah...

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He comes back with a towel that only has a LITTLE hair on it.]

[naturen]

Ah... Th-Thanks.

[ She takes it, duly grateful that it's as unhairy as possible. But rather than towel off right away, she slips it around her neck, then goes to grab THAT BOY and noogie noogie noogie. ]

N-Now what's the big deal, huh?! Soaking me like that!

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ah, ah, I thought it'd be refreshing!

[naturen]

Yeah, well, how do you feel now? [ 'Cause she's trying to soak you with... herself. ] Refreshed?!

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Mnrhghs, his hair is getting all wet.]

I-I'm a cat!

[naturen]

No, you're a bad boy. And I'm going to... t-teach you better!

[ FLUMPF. Your face is now right in the most protruding part of that wet shirt. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Eep!

He's squirmin, Ren.]

[naturen]

[ She's not letting you out 'til you stop, tho! ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He does calm down eventually, at least.]

[naturen]

[ Once he does, she's going to take a breath and... pull on the hair on the back of his head. 'Cause she wants to look eye-to-eye. ]

I'll let up if... you say you're sorry.

[whoslaughingmeow]

A-alright, alright I'm sorry for pranking you.

[He huffs slightly.]

[naturen]

Heeeh...

[ Well, she does loosen her grip, like she promised. But! ] S-So you wanted me to let up...

[whoslaughingmeow]

W-well, I wouldn't have, but.. I'd much rather that happen when you weren't annoyed at me...

[naturen]

Hmn... [ Ren takes a second to think about it. ]

I'm not really annoyed, just... surprised. And chilly. But you can see that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Yes, he can.]

Aha.. next time I'll wait until it's warmer..

[naturen]

O-Or you can just make the water warmer.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Hmm.. warm water, yeah...

[naturen]

[ ... ] Why do I feel like... I've just set myself up for something worse?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I have to find some way to keep busy!

[naturen]

H-Heaven forbid you ever be bored...

[ sigh ] Okay. I'm coming in now.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You know what bored cats do!

[He'll step out of her way.]

[naturen]

Bored cats push things off shelves. Not... [ gestures ] set up pranks.

[ And she's stripping as soon as she's in, thanks. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Whoo-ee look at him spin on his heel to look away.]

Consider it me fighting my baser cat urges and replacing them with something more human!