Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

Indeed. And when that wouldn't work, you went there instead.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You can't have predicted I'd go up there!

I even set off all your traps at once!

[grimandproper]

But I did.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Look at the disbelief.

Also PUFFING.]

I..I can't be THAT predictable!

[grimandproper]

And precisely why can't that be?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Cause.. I can't be that predictable!

[Gah!]

[grimandproper]

[ She smirks. ]

Is that really all you have to say?

[whoslaughingmeow]

What else am I supposed to say!

[grimandproper]

"You're right, Lily. I am a predictable loser! Please forgive me for ever trying to insist otherwise, queen of my heart."

[whoslaughingmeow]

If I'm predictable you have to know there is no way that would ever come out of my mouth.

[grimandproper]

Of course I know! A girl can dream, can't she?!

[whoslaughingmeow]

Hmph, would you really be satisfied if I had said that.

[grimandproper]

Not completely, but t'would be a start.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was under the impression you got amusement from my struggles.

[grimandproper]

I do, but it doesn't provide a complete source of satisfaction.

[whoslaughingmeow]

"I need you to struggle furiously and then submit, broken and defeated!"?

[grimandproper]

Pin-pon!

I knew you'd get it!

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm not gonna give up like that!

[grimandproper]

You will someday!

[whoslaughingmeow]

If I ever, ever break that badly you may as well collar me right there!

[grimandproper]

I'll consider such a declaration to be the equivalent of explicit permission.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I will never break that badly.

[grimandproper]

Yes, yes. I know, I know. [ waving her hand ] Goodness, could you be any more...

... predictable?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[MAXIMUM BRISTLING.]

I am unsure this counts.

[grimandproper]

Of course you are.

Now. What say we take our conversation to a more... comfortable place?