Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

Yes, yes. I know, I know. [ waving her hand ] Goodness, could you be any more...

... predictable?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[MAXIMUM BRISTLING.]

I am unsure this counts.

[grimandproper]

Of course you are.

Now. What say we take our conversation to a more... comfortable place?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[You can see his brain working overtime.

He's now questioning every action on whether it's predictable or not.]

I... fine.

[grimandproper]

You can relax, you know. [ She says before suddenly being in front of him. ] There's no good in trying to be so unpredictable that you turn down an invitation from a beautiful lady.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[His shoulders slump slightly.]

Fair enough.

[grimandproper]

[ holding her hand out ] I'll pick the leaves out of your fur.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He takes her hand, then.

Hair care is important.]

[grimandproper]

[ So important. ]

[ So, hey, enjoy being like, dumped into her bedroom the second her hand grabs yours. (She is not being kind with the warping this night!) She herself will, of course, be gently floating down to the floor, then looking back with a ]

Do make yourself at home as usual, Koneko-chan. I'm off to check the armory to see if we might find something suitable for treating your hair this time.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He hits the ground with a light 'fwump' sound and makes a murmur of understanding as he tries to become something other than a heap on her floor.]

[grimandproper]

[ She returns soon enough with a small tray of items. A comb, a brush, tweezers, those kinds of things. ]

Come, sit. I'll take care of your... mane... while you tell me how you set off all my snares at once.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He nods, and sits so she has easy access to his ridiculous mane.]

[grimandproper]

[ She sighs and sits behind him. 'So much for being ravished,' she thinks. Her annoyance is probably clear in the TOTAL ABSENCE of gentleness she shows in tending to it. ]

Well? Spill.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I figured out where they'd all be and threw rocks at them.

I can throw pretty hard.

[grimandproper]

I see...

[ ... ] I sniffed you out.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Dammit.]

Agh.. I see.

[...He has an idea now, though. He waits until she tries to force the comb through his mane, again.]

Nnhgh.

You know, my mother mentioned a trick she used to keep her hair in order when she was younger.

[grimandproper]

Oh? Do tell.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Stay calm.. stay calm..don't let on that this is bs..]

She says that she would soak a comb in hot black tea for a few minutes, and it'd work out.

[grimandproper]

How fortuitous. I just so happen to be brewing black tea.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Are you gonna try it?

[He tries to.. feign uncertainty.]

[grimandproper]

Is there any reason I shouldn't? Though I doubt it'll work. It seems too... simple.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's what she swore by, anyway.

[grimandproper]

Yes, well. My mother swears "a good roll in the hay" will fix anything.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Don't say it.

Don't say it.

don't say it.]

We could try that one instead.

[DAMMIT.]

[grimandproper]

I think you've had enough rolling around in things for one day, Koneko-chan.