Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

But you don't deny you are a masochist.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I think you have more than enough evidence of that to convict me 400 times over.

[grimandproper]

Are you sure you don't want to deny it even a little?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Well, just because I have a twinge of masochism doesn't mean I'm willing to leap into anything you want.

[grimandproper]

[ Lily snorts at 'a twinge.' ]

And yet... I forget, how long did it take you to figure out the snares?

[whoslaughingmeow]

.....

A few days.

[grimandproper]

Mn.

[ She leans in for another kiss. ] And now you're letting me dictate the pace again, despite your protests about, ah... What was it? "Claiming your prize," or some such thing?

[whoslaughingmeow]

That just makes. courteous, not a masochist!

[He is kissing, though.]

[grimandproper]

I believe that just means you want some.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Maybe.

[grimandproper]

[ She's tracing a circle around one of his nipples. ] Maybe?

[whoslaughingmeow]

..Okay, definitely.

[grimandproper]

[ And now the tiniest, lightest tweak. ] That's better.

Okay. I have established equilibrium. [ She tosses her hair back over her shoulder. ] You may ravish me now.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Shoulder pinning, again.]

That is acceptable.

[grimandproper]

Ah―♪ No―♪

[ ... ] You do want me to mock protest, yes?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes, that would be nice.

[Rough cat tongue on neck.]

[grimandproper]

Aieh! [ That's a quick sucking in of the ol' breath there. ]

It might not be too difficult, all things considered.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Method acting?

[He's trying to work his way between her legs, there.]

[grimandproper]

You could call it that. [ She says as she looks slightly away while... helping. with that. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's rubbing it up against her idly, teasing.]

What'll you do if I learn to be too good a predator?

[grimandproper]

[ Tease!! ]

I don't know. The thought never crossed my mind.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Does it worry you?

[grimandproper]

Of course not. After all... [ She puts her hand on his head, rubbing affectionately. ] Even if you become a beast in the boudoir, you'll never really hurt me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[That's too sweet, Lily.]

To think my claws can be seen through so easily.

[He's starting to work that barbed thing in anyway, now.]

[grimandproper]

Ngh...

[ She's going to put her hand down there to help move it along. ]

Your claws are honestly the very last of my concerns right now.