Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

Hmm.. why could that be, I wonder?

[Swish swish, purring.]

[grimandproper]

Because I was going to have a bath and go to bed after someone skipped out on tea!

[whoslaughingmeow]

So you didn't expect this at all.

[grimandproper]

Wrong. I completely expected this kind of treachery from you. I just didn't know how low you'd go.

[whoslaughingmeow]

So you couldn't predict me.

[grimandproper]

Please tell me you're not so desperate that you'll take that for a win!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It is the opening salvo in my ultimate victory.

[grimandproper]

[ Oh my God, she can NOT roll her eyes back any harder. ]

Fine. Good for you, you managed to get in a jumpscare. Now get off me, you big... cat.

[whoslaughingmeow]

why should I?

When a cat takes someone to the ground, they usually take their prize.

[grimandproper]

Your prize is my continued patience, which is quickly ticking away.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was hoping for 'ravishing you.]

[grimandproper]

There's not really a ceiling when it comes to your foolish hopes and aspirations, is there.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I fly free, Lily.

[grimandproper]

Then why don't you fly free right now? As in, "away from me?"

[whoslaughingmeow]

So cruel...would you really deny me my prize?

[grimandproper]

Yes.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He flops backwards off her, then.]

[grimandproper]

Well, now. That was unexpected.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You expected me to keep pushing my luck?

[grimandproper]

Yes?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Somehow I felt pushing my luck while you were naked under me might be very bad for me.

[grimandproper]

You couldn't have felt that before you attacked me?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was hoping you'd be so stunned I could get away with it!

[grimandproper]

[ He gets The Look™. ]

You are a sick, twisted little man.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He withers and shrinks back instantly.]

I-I just wanted to prove I wasn't predictable!