Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

So cruel...would you really deny me my prize?

[grimandproper]

Yes.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He flops backwards off her, then.]

[grimandproper]

Well, now. That was unexpected.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You expected me to keep pushing my luck?

[grimandproper]

Yes?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Somehow I felt pushing my luck while you were naked under me might be very bad for me.

[grimandproper]

You couldn't have felt that before you attacked me?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was hoping you'd be so stunned I could get away with it!

[grimandproper]

[ He gets The Look™. ]

You are a sick, twisted little man.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He withers and shrinks back instantly.]

I-I just wanted to prove I wasn't predictable!

[grimandproper]

By 'ravishing' me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Well.

Yes.

[grimandproper]

[ Lily goes quiet for a while. Then, she gets up and sits on her bed. ]

Come here, Leo.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's hesitant but.

He crawls over, on the floor.]

[grimandproper]

[ She'll let him know when he gets close enough by putting her foot up. After she does, she lets out a sigh. ]

I'm going to ask you a question, and I'd like a completely honest answer. Will you comply?

[whoslaughingmeow]

..Yes, I'll answer completely honestly.

[grimandproper]

[ Don't mind her, she's just... going to pause and put her toe under your chin there. ]

Your mother's "trick" was a lie, wasn't it.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[It causes a quiet blushing, at least.]

..Yes.

My mother has no clue how to make my hair behave.

Even my brother's wasn't like this.

[grimandproper]

[ Sighs again and retracts her foot. ]

You realize that's the most disappointing part about all this for me, don't you?

[whoslaughingmeow]

O-on the bright side, if you ever manage it, you can claim it was completely your own doing.

[grimandproper]

Perhaps. But on the dark side, it means I really could not predict the depths to which my pet would sink.

[ Boy that is some MELODRAMATIC "I been betrayed!" she's throwin' off there. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was a victim off circumstance.

[grimandproper]

[ Is... Is she...? Yes, SHE IS! She's picking up her blanket and biting on a bit of it! ]

Darkness forgive me, I thought I'd done so well by you...!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It was a contest..!