Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

y-your neck biting works better than mine..

[grimandproper]

[ She smirks. ]

Really? And here I thought it couldn't possibly compare to the bite of a big, strong beast.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I suppose vampires have an inherent advantage, at that..

[grimandproper]

Mmn, well... [ She moves her finger to trace along a particular vein. ] We do have senses that help us go exactly where we need to.

Or maybe I should play with my food?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Hmm, I thought that was a cat's tendency..

[grimandproper]

It certainly seemed that way from what you did earlier. [ pouting ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I thought it was fun.

[grimandproper]

Of course you did. You got to pounce on an undressed girl!

[whoslaughingmeow]

Being pounced wasn't fun?

[grimandproper]

If I hadn't known it was you, I would have displaced your kneecaps from the rest of your body and boiled what was left of you alive.

[whoslaughingmeow]

.....

...

But because it WAS me, it was fun, right?

[grimandproper]

Oh yes, darling. Oodles of... fun.

[ Translation: I'm tripling the snares and making at least half of them potentially lethal. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Is that why there's suddenly an ominous chill in the air.

[grimandproper]

Is there? Well, we can simply... warm up. Can't we?

[whoslaughingmeow]

That sounds nice yes.

[grimandproper]

Mmh...

[ In that case, she's going to bring her lips back up to his neck again and softly kiss and bite. But then she suddenly... ]

It would... be a real turn on for you if I... acted... the part of a scared, overwhelmed female. Yes?

[whoslaughingmeow]

A-ah... it'd be a nice change of pace, yes!

[grimandproper]

[ Yes. Okay. "Acting." The cover's been set up. ]

I suppose... you deserve something for the very mild surprise you've delivered to me tonight.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ah... I'm very grateful.

[Swish swish.]

[grimandproper]

Very mild. [ She repeats. ] Nearly imperceptible.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I will take what I can receive.

[grimandproper]

You'd better.

[whoslaughingmeow]

So...

[He's doing the wiggle.

The pounce wiggle.]

[grimandproper]

[ She moves her arms in front of her again like she's going to intercept. ]

A... Aaah?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[and he pounces again.]