Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's not why I looked away though.. it just seems polite not to watch someone change?

[naturen]

I'm not changing. I'm... g-getting naked.

[whoslaughingmeow]

So you could change, though.

[naturen]

[ Ren grins and brings her mouth to his ear. ]

Into a fresh layer of you?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[His tail immediately FLOOFS out.]

[naturen]

Eek! [ step back step back hands up in the air ]

[ ... ] G-Gosh, I... I don't think I'll ever get used to that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What about me having paws?

Or other things.

[naturen]

Er, well...!

[ Thinking about that one. While still shirt-and-bra-less. ]

I think so long as they don't like... suddenly do things...? I mean, it's... n-not that tail that's the surprise, just... when it floofs out like that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

[Paw to her nose, holds it there.]

[naturen]

Heh? [ blink, blink ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Pap pap pap.]

[naturen]

Er― uh― Whuh?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was hoping it'd surprise you.

[naturen]

Er, well... I'm confused. Does that count?

[whoslaughingmeow]

No...

I guess I'll have to start hiding under things and swiping at your feet.

[naturen]

E-Eeeh?! Why? [ whine ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

To be surprising!

[naturen]

B-But what if I... you know... k-kick you in the face or something? By accident.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I wouldn't be a very good cat if that happened..

[naturen]

[ sigh ] I guess I should start carrying catnip around.

[whoslaughingmeow]

A-ah, hey, that stuff is really distracting!

[naturen]

That's kind of the point. [ she chuckles ] And it's... nicer than a spray bottle?

[ She then realizes how long she's been standing there topless with her hands in the air. ]

Uhm... Are we gonna...? Or can I go take a shower?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He walks behind her, and the paws go up over her chest.]

Maybe something like this, since you wanted to slip into me?

Or were you thinking of something more covering?

[naturen]

[ Aw, yeah. She's really gotten to like those toe beans, you know. ]

I could probably use a... a little more cover...

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh, not into the cat paw bikini look?

[Might be. Rubbing a little.]