Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

Vampires are cut from the night itself. You should turn back whilst you have the chance.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm not afraid of the dark, Lily.

[grimandproper]

Oh, good. Then I shall relish it when I put that fear into you for the first time.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You're very confident.

[grimandproper]

Indeed. Try not to let it scare you into backing down.

[whoslaughingmeow]

And don't complain when I pounce form the shadows.

[grimandproper]

I make no promises if you get dirt on me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Won't you have more to worry about?

[grimandproper]

The fact that that is my greatest concern should speak volumes about the level of threat I regard you as.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Look at all that floof.]

I am an incredible threat!

[grimandproper]

Only to my wardrobe.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Nothing else?

[grimandproper]

Hmn...

[ Yeah, she's really contemplating that one. She's even putting her cell phone to her chin, letting it go tap, tap, tap a few times before stopping and ]

Nope. Can't think of a single thing else.

[whoslaughingmeow]

No threat to your pride?

Dignity?

Chastity?

[grimandproper]

[ Lily makes an almost undignified snort-and-chortle. ]

Any of those would require your attack to be a success, wouldn't they?

[whoslaughingmeow]

It could be!

[grimandproper]

But it's unlikely.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[..Tail swishing.]

Really.

[grimandproper]

Heh.

[ Lily dips her head down as she walks up to Leo. One, two steps... then she's right in front of him, tapping her cell phone under his chin. ]

Really.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Animals can be unpredictable.

[grimandproper]

So what happened to you?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm unpredictable!

[grimandproper]

No you're not.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Leans in to kiss her on the spot.]

[grimandproper]

[ Grabs and kisses him back fiercely. ]