Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

[ wait what ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Yeah.

Ain't that some shit.]

[grimandproper]

[ Yes, it most certainly is. And she does not like it. ]

...

[ She stands still, then lets out a heavy breath from her mouth. Then she raises her hands and breathes in deeply through her nose. She needs to find out where that warm, blood-filled body of his really is. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's on your roof, actually.

so either he forgot you could do that, or was too vain to cover himself in leaves and dirt to mask that scent.]

[grimandproper]

[ It's pretty rare for her to use any of her physical abilities, especially to this extent. But considering that he might get the jump on her if she doesn't, well... ]

... Found you.

[ She's willing to be a little flashy, even, as she warps right behind him. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He was JUST ABOUT to swing down through her window, on the edge of the roof.]

[grimandproper]

...

[ boot ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[CAT SCREECHING

Lands in a heap in bushes.]

[grimandproper]

[ Stands on the edge of the roof. Yeah, she doesn't care if he sees up her skirt. ]

Good evening, Koneko-chan.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He coughs out leaves.]

H..how?!

[grimandproper]

Predictable.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You didn't predict that!

[grimandproper]

If I didn't, then why am I here?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Y-you sensed me somehow!

[grimandproper]

I sensed you via your highly predictable motions. After all, in order to get to me, why wouldn't you be on my roof?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I tried to go right through your window the last five times!

[grimandproper]

Indeed. And when that wouldn't work, you went there instead.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You can't have predicted I'd go up there!

I even set off all your traps at once!

[grimandproper]

But I did.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Look at the disbelief.

Also PUFFING.]

I..I can't be THAT predictable!

[grimandproper]

And precisely why can't that be?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Cause.. I can't be that predictable!

[Gah!]

[grimandproper]

[ She smirks. ]

Is that really all you have to say?

[whoslaughingmeow]

What else am I supposed to say!

[grimandproper]

"You're right, Lily. I am a predictable loser! Please forgive me for ever trying to insist otherwise, queen of my heart."