Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's down to her thighs now, kissing and licking, and trying not to just. RADIATE smug.]

[grimandproper]

[ Please. He doesn't need to hide it― she knows he's feeling smug. Because he's predictable like that! ]

You know, you would've really gotten me if you'd waited 'til after I'd bathed.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh? You wouldn't think I have that much patience?

[grimandproper]

H-Heh. Perhaps not.

But I'm saying that... if you had, I would've had that much more time to become relaxed. Or you could have even attacked me as I was coming out... There are just possibilities, you know?

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's true... hmm...

I could have hidden somewhere more shocking, as well.

[Still just idly kissing her thigh.]

[grimandproper]

[ That idleness is making her squint, though. She'd tell him to get to it, but then that'd imply she wants him to get to it. Grr. ]

Like what, the hamper?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's FINALLY heading between her legs.]

In the corner of the ceiling, probably.

[grimandproper]

I-I'm sure I'd notice that! [ Lily scoffs. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm not sure..

[He's putting his paws up on her legs to.. open them, now.]

[grimandproper]

I suppose we'll find out sooner or later.

[ She's looking away a bit, and she might be trembling. Just a little bit! ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Deeper he goes until he just.. waits. She can feel his hot breath right between her legs.]

[grimandproper]

Ah!

[ It takes her a moment to realize he's waiting. She blinks and looks down. ]

Oh. Do I need to ... ?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes please.

[THE INCONVENIENCES OF BEING A WILD ANIMAL.]

[grimandproper]

[ You think you're inconvenienced? She's the one that has to... Well, by putting her hands down there and helping, she's basically admitting she wants it! That is the true humiliation! ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well him going in and just.. Poking his tongue a bit should help right?

Nah, it probably makes it more shameful, doesn't it?]

[grimandproper]

[ SURE AS HELL IS! ]

No need to be stingy, Koneko-chan.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[OKAY FINE.

He's just going all the way then and roughly pressing his tongue on her clit then, his paws squeezing her thighs.]

[grimandproper]

AH!

[ ... ]

B-Brute...

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Restrained cackling.

And he just keeps. Roughly running that textured tongue over it.]

[grimandproper]

H-Hey...! Wh... What's with that? You're... [ She gulps, trying to keep her voice even. ] supposed to be eating me, not... not exfoliating me.

[ That little pinch of a whine at the end is her 'but I actually like it' giveaway. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh, right.

[He's gently holding it in place with those teeth.. but only so he can lap at it more aggressively with that tongue.]

[grimandproper]

[ That sure is a not quite as disgruntled as it should be disgruntled grunt she gives. You can practically hear the "you animal" coming off of that one. AND YET, she keeps her fingers in place... (Mysterious.) ]

[ But she doesn't want him to go entirely straight for it, so... ]

... the rest...

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well, he can understand that.

So he does pull back...only to push forward a bit lower and move to slip his tongue inside her properly, then.]

[grimandproper]

Auwhuh?!

[ Congrats! He's hit "unexpected" territory! But unfortunately, that means she's going to pull back quite a bit. ]

I-I meant the area around...! Gosh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

O-oh. Right.

right.