Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't wanna be stabbed at all!

[moshimoshi]

That's what happens when you answer the phone, though! Mary-san is behind you, and then she stabs you!

[whoslaughingmeow]

No it doesn't!

[moshimoshi]

Yes it does! Watch!

[ RING RING ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

It doesn't count if you stab me!

[moshimoshi]

Why wouldn't it?

[whoslaughingmeow]

It doesn't count as 'always happening' if you're the one doing it!

[moshimoshi]

It always happens because I do it though.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Then it double doesn't count!

[moshimoshi]

Why not?

[ RING RING ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

You can't just say 'oh I stab you because people always get stabbed and they always get stabbed because I stab them!'

[moshimoshi]

But I just did!

[ RING RING ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's circular reasoning.

[I AM NOT ANSWERING IT.

in fact let's just turn the phone off.]

[moshimoshi]

That sounds like an excuse for losing the argument.

[ BUT IT KEEPs RINGING THOUGH??? spooky ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's not how it works!

[moshimoshi]

Then how does it work?

[whoslaughingmeow]

If other people stabbed people when they answered the phone it'd make sense, but you can't use 'it always happens' as your argument when YOU do it!

[moshimoshi]

[ RING RING PLEASE MOSHI MOSHI ]

But I did!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's not valid!

[I'D RATHER YOU TRY TO STAB ME FROM THE FRONT, FRANKLY.]

[moshimoshi]

Yes it is~!

...Oh, no! You didn't answer the phone! Look what you did.

[ YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I'LL JUST RUN THEN.]

[moshimoshi]

[ CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT AWA

haha no she just fucking appears in front of you ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

URK.

[moshimoshi]

Well! That was fun!

[whoslaughingmeow]

What.

[ARE THE STABBINGS DONE.]