Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

It'll dry!

[Purr purr.]

[naturen]

Y-You're so incorrigible...!

[whoslaughingmeow]

You said I should listen to this nature!

[naturen]

I wasn't saying I minded.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Then maybe instead of a cat sweater it should be a one piece.

[naturen]

Oh, like that... sweater dress that was popular for a while?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Exactly!

[naturen]

You know, I never saw what was so "weird" about it. I mean... I thought it was pretty cool!

[whoslaughingmeow]

I definitely thought it was cute.

[naturen]

You didn't have to buy me more than one, though, you know.

[whoslaughingmeow]

They're that cute!

[naturen]

N-Not as cute as one made out of... you... would be?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Look at the happy ear flicks, right there.]

[naturen]

[ They're so cute that she can't help but reach up and fondle them. ]

Oooh...! And I'll never get used to how adorable these are.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's a perk of the outfit.

[His tail is swishing behind him as he keeps firmly to her chest.]

[naturen]

M-Mmh... D-Definitely a... perk.

[ leaning her head in a bit to get closer to the ears ] It's okay to... knead them hard.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well, he'll do that then.

The little toe beans flexing against them, even. The purring returns, too.]

[naturen]

A-Ah... Yeah, that's... d-definitely warmer...!

[ In Ren's case, becoming a crazy old cat lady might not be too bad! ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Careful Ren don't imagine too many cats, there!

He rubs a little, in small circular motions, so enjoy that unique cat paw texture.]

[naturen]

[ But what if she has before? ]

A-Ah...!

[ And believe me, she does. A lot. Which she thinks might be weird? So that makes her reaction kinda... squirmy and awkward. Still. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[shotacon.

That encourages him to kinda. Bury himself in there more. You can feel the purring in his chest when you're this close together, even.]

[naturen]

Haah... I can... f-feel you purring.

[ It's making her pet while she's... aroused. Yes. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess it's easy to read cats, isn't it?

[naturen]

Yeah, but... I like it. I really like... knowing when you're happy.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[A-awwww.]

Well, then I'll purr all you like.