Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

"Cat boy jumps into thing #300" though?

[grimandproper]

[ She nods. ] Right alongside "cat boy moves while dreaming #300" or "cat boy has laser pointer misadventure #300."

[whoslaughingmeow]

I refuse to believe those are popular.

[grimandproper]

And you'd die if you saw the comments. That's why I never show you.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's probably filled with cute girls complimenting me!

[grimandproper]

And then proceeding to talk about how they'd tie or dress you up, yes.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Jokes on you he'd go for that.]

Still right!

[grimandproper]

[ Oh, she knows. But no reaction from it? Pfuu. Pfuu. She will quickly puff out her cheeks at you. ]

So which do you believe it is, then? Completely unpopular, or filled with compliments about your adorable feline antics?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...It's more likely the second!

Because I'm so adorable!

[grimandproper]

You are indeed, my bumbling kitten.

[whoslaughingmeow]

..Still I wish it was for things other than.. sleep running.

Or running into things.

Or diving into Ren because there's a dot on her.

[grimandproper]

You know, she never seems to get tired of it, either.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...That's true.

[Poor Ren. Everytime she hopes it's that rumor coming true but with her.]

[grimandproper]

I'll bet she's hoping you'll do to her what you supposedly did to me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That seems.

Likely.

[grimandproper]

[ sighs ] Even I'm not heartless enough to tell her it'll never, ever happen.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I wouldn't say it's that unlikely.

[grimandproper]

Outside of her going into heat?

[whoslaughingmeow]

That still counts..!

[grimandproper]

No it doesn't. You all practically move without thinking then.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I-it'd count extra then, cause I'd act on instinct!

[grimandproper]

Hmph. No it woudn't! Something like that is best when it's done purely intentionally.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...I could eventually do something like that!

[grimandproper]

I doubt your lifespan is that long.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You have so little faith in my predatory nature.