Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[naturen]

H-Heaven forbid you ever be bored...

[ sigh ] Okay. I'm coming in now.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You know what bored cats do!

[He'll step out of her way.]

[naturen]

Bored cats push things off shelves. Not... [ gestures ] set up pranks.

[ And she's stripping as soon as she's in, thanks. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Whoo-ee look at him spin on his heel to look away.]

Consider it me fighting my baser cat urges and replacing them with something more human!

[naturen]

[ Ren snickers. 'Cause c'mon. They've probably done it this way and that and the other and he's turning away because she's stripping? ]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. You really need to learn which 'baser urges' to i-indulge in.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh, so rather than me being polite you'd rather I'd have tackled you?

[naturen]

If dunking water on me is 'polite,' then...

[ onetwothree GRAB from behind ] Yes. Tackle me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Not looking was polite! that was the polite thing!

[naturen]

I don't know about that! I mean... When I do that and you look away, I kinda feel a little insulted.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's not why I looked away though.. it just seems polite not to watch someone change?

[naturen]

I'm not changing. I'm... g-getting naked.

[whoslaughingmeow]

So you could change, though.

[naturen]

[ Ren grins and brings her mouth to his ear. ]

Into a fresh layer of you?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[His tail immediately FLOOFS out.]

[naturen]

Eek! [ step back step back hands up in the air ]

[ ... ] G-Gosh, I... I don't think I'll ever get used to that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What about me having paws?

Or other things.

[naturen]

Er, well...!

[ Thinking about that one. While still shirt-and-bra-less. ]

I think so long as they don't like... suddenly do things...? I mean, it's... n-not that tail that's the surprise, just... when it floofs out like that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

[Paw to her nose, holds it there.]

[naturen]

Heh? [ blink, blink ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Pap pap pap.]

[naturen]

Er― uh― Whuh?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was hoping it'd surprise you.

[naturen]

Er, well... I'm confused. Does that count?

[whoslaughingmeow]

No...

I guess I'll have to start hiding under things and swiping at your feet.

[naturen]

E-Eeeh?! Why? [ whine ]