Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

..Yes, I'll answer completely honestly.

[grimandproper]

[ Don't mind her, she's just... going to pause and put her toe under your chin there. ]

Your mother's "trick" was a lie, wasn't it.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[It causes a quiet blushing, at least.]

..Yes.

My mother has no clue how to make my hair behave.

Even my brother's wasn't like this.

[grimandproper]

[ Sighs again and retracts her foot. ]

You realize that's the most disappointing part about all this for me, don't you?

[whoslaughingmeow]

O-on the bright side, if you ever manage it, you can claim it was completely your own doing.

[grimandproper]

Perhaps. But on the dark side, it means I really could not predict the depths to which my pet would sink.

[ Boy that is some MELODRAMATIC "I been betrayed!" she's throwin' off there. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was a victim off circumstance.

[grimandproper]

[ Is... Is she...? Yes, SHE IS! She's picking up her blanket and biting on a bit of it! ]

Darkness forgive me, I thought I'd done so well by you...!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It was a contest..!

[grimandproper]

I cringe to think of where you'd be if not for me... Some alley somewhere?

[ She shivers dramatically, the jerk. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I have a home, it's not like you found me floating around in a box during a squall!

[grimandproper]

You were so tiny back then, and so weak. I barely heard your cries...

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was not!

[It is stupid this is getting to him and he knows it but it bugs him SO MUCH.]

[grimandproper]

[ Oh, yeah. This is stupid. And yet! ]

Oh, I'm sure you were too young to remember. But me, I... I can never forget. How I left my umbrella there and walked to school in the rain... Who... snrrk... Who knew things would turn out like this...?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[all his hair is standing on end, he is so irrationally annoyed.]

I am not part of this delusion..!

[grimandproper]

I'd say that makes us even, then.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Was all that just to infuriate me.

[grimandproper]

Are you infuriated?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes.

[grimandproper]

Good.

[ ... ] Try again tomorrow night? Or ... ?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Are you so keen on me ending up hanging by my feet?

[grimandproper]

I've not grown bored of it yet, at any rate.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Hmph, well.

I think I need to come up with another plan of attack, now that I know about your nose..

Maybe just randomly pounce at you...

[grimandproper]

Surely you're not thinking of doing that right now. Are you?

[ Said with a nice, teasing lilt. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He feigns pouncing, but doesn't actually leave the ground.]