Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

So what happened to you?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm unpredictable!

[grimandproper]

No you're not.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Leans in to kiss her on the spot.]

[grimandproper]

[ Grabs and kisses him back fiercely. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Uh oh.

This may have been less unexpected than I thought.]

[grimandproper]

[ But did you expect tongue?! ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He totally didn't.

Listen to him mumble an squirm, wide-eyed and red faced.]

[grimandproper]

[ That squirming is making it very difficult for her to french the hell out of you, you know! So she's going to dig her fingers into the back of his hair, grasp, and pull him straight. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Enjoy being able to HEAR the puff at the end of his tail explode out, then.]

[grimandproper]

[ What a wonderful sound. It's almost too bad it sounds just like her cue to stop. ]

Predictable.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He almost melts into a cat puddle before he re-solidifies.]

Y-you're just.

Familiar with me.

I can change up my routine!

[grimandproper]

You can try, anyway. But the results will be the same.

[whoslaughingmeow]

They will not!

I'll completely surprise you and prove dominance of the night!

[grimandproper]

Promises, promises.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's a guarantee!

[grimandproper]

Mm-hmm.

[ Well, at least this means her nights are going to be a tad more interesting from here on out. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[It'll be a few nights before he stops getting caught in snares.]

[grimandproper]

[ The night she doesn't feel any of them go off is when she'll start to feel a little... on edge. ]

Perhaps he's given up?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Okay, but she CAN hear stuff.

Branches snapping.

Not.. close to each other.]

[grimandproper]

[ Like right out of a horror movie, huh? ]

Hn... Where are you, my tiny kitten?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[The snares go off..

all at once.]

[grimandproper]

[ wait what ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Yeah.

Ain't that some shit.]

[grimandproper]

[ Yes, it most certainly is. And she does not like it. ]

...

[ She stands still, then lets out a heavy breath from her mouth. Then she raises her hands and breathes in deeply through her nose. She needs to find out where that warm, blood-filled body of his really is. ]