Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

[ sighs ] Even I'm not heartless enough to tell her it'll never, ever happen.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I wouldn't say it's that unlikely.

[grimandproper]

Outside of her going into heat?

[whoslaughingmeow]

That still counts..!

[grimandproper]

No it doesn't. You all practically move without thinking then.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I-it'd count extra then, cause I'd act on instinct!

[grimandproper]

Hmph. No it woudn't! Something like that is best when it's done purely intentionally.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...I could eventually do something like that!

[grimandproper]

I doubt your lifespan is that long.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You have so little faith in my predatory nature.

[grimandproper]

Indeed I do, Koneko-chan.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I could completely be a predator!

[grimandproper]

[ snort ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

W-what, I could!

[grimandproper]

Now that's something that would generate a lot of hits.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I have a feeling you're not thinking of 'powerful lion triumphs.'

[grimandproper]

You know me all to well.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I have a feeling it'd say 'awkward kitten'.

[grimandproper]

Hm. Now there's an idea.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Please do not make me famous as an 'awkward kitten.'

[grimandproper]

Perhaps if you're... not... awkward about it...

[whoslaughingmeow]

That sounds very unfair.

I think I'd have to leap at someone roaring to do it and not be awkward.

[grimandproper]

Couldn't you just do that... huntery stalker thing? You know, like lions do in the wild when they hunt for food.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I could, but that'd still end in the dive and roar..

[grimandproper]

Sounds like fun to me.