Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

[ SURE AS HELL IS! ]

No need to be stingy, Koneko-chan.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[OKAY FINE.

He's just going all the way then and roughly pressing his tongue on her clit then, his paws squeezing her thighs.]

[grimandproper]

AH!

[ ... ]

B-Brute...

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Restrained cackling.

And he just keeps. Roughly running that textured tongue over it.]

[grimandproper]

H-Hey...! Wh... What's with that? You're... [ She gulps, trying to keep her voice even. ] supposed to be eating me, not... not exfoliating me.

[ That little pinch of a whine at the end is her 'but I actually like it' giveaway. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh, right.

[He's gently holding it in place with those teeth.. but only so he can lap at it more aggressively with that tongue.]

[grimandproper]

[ That sure is a not quite as disgruntled as it should be disgruntled grunt she gives. You can practically hear the "you animal" coming off of that one. AND YET, she keeps her fingers in place... (Mysterious.) ]

[ But she doesn't want him to go entirely straight for it, so... ]

... the rest...

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well, he can understand that.

So he does pull back...only to push forward a bit lower and move to slip his tongue inside her properly, then.]

[grimandproper]

Auwhuh?!

[ Congrats! He's hit "unexpected" territory! But unfortunately, that means she's going to pull back quite a bit. ]

I-I meant the area around...! Gosh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

O-oh. Right.

right.

[grimandproper]

[ ... ]

It was just... sudden...

[whoslaughingmeow]

I-I will warn you, next time.

[grimandproper]

Thank you.

[ Oh, boy. This is... an awkward pause. Followed by her sitting up. ]

Come here and... kiss me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[We're good at this.

He sits up and. Leans in to kiss her, then.]

[grimandproper]

[ Oh, yeah. We're SUPER good. ]

[ She brings her hands up to either side of his face and goes in for a long one. Long enough that her hands move to his neck and then... behind. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Are you trying to get him back for being so affectionate earlier, Lily?

Cause he's making a pleased sound and leaning in.]

[grimandproper]

[ That'd be like. The LOUSIEST revenge ever. But at least she seems to be able to enjoy herself a great deal more. It's probably the whole... equal footing (at least) thing. ]

Much better. [ She murmurs as she moves her hands back to the front and lets them roam that bare chest. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

This does suit you better.

[He lets her get better access there.]

[grimandproper]

It makes me a rather lousy... whatever I am to you, though, doesn't it?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Haaa, well.

I suppose in the end I'd prefer you to be yourself.

Even if that means being assaulted by yarn occasionally.

[grimandproper]

That's just because you're a masochist.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's not why!

[grimandproper]

But you don't deny you are a masochist.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I think you have more than enough evidence of that to convict me 400 times over.

[grimandproper]

Are you sure you don't want to deny it even a little?