Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[moshimoshi]

No, you didn't! Big sis has a pet cat that does that kind of thing aaaaaaaaall the time.

[whoslaughingmeow]

..It meant to do it!

[moshimoshi]

Nope! But that's okay.

[ pulling out a cellphone ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

What's that.

[moshimoshi]

[ oh my god

don't tell me you haven't heard of a phone either. this isn't even gensokyo. this is the worst.

WHATEVER, TRYING IT ANYWAY

RING RING, RING RING HELLO? MOSHI-MOSHI. KOISHI DESU. PICK UP THE PHONE PLEASE. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I HAVE BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING.]

[moshimoshi]

[ CALLING YOU PICK UP YOUR PHONE I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IF YOU DON'T ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[GODDAMMIT FINE.]

??? Yes???

[moshimoshi]

I'm right behind you.

[ MOSHI MOSHI ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[OH LOOK THE FLOOR.]

????!?

[moshimoshi]

...How are you so clumsy?

[whoslaughingmeow]

WHAT ELSE DOES A PERSON DO WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO CUT THEM.

[moshimoshi]

I didn't even stab you yet! You're supposed to fall after that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't wanna be stabbed at all!

[moshimoshi]

That's what happens when you answer the phone, though! Mary-san is behind you, and then she stabs you!

[whoslaughingmeow]

No it doesn't!

[moshimoshi]

Yes it does! Watch!

[ RING RING ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

It doesn't count if you stab me!

[moshimoshi]

Why wouldn't it?

[whoslaughingmeow]

It doesn't count as 'always happening' if you're the one doing it!

[moshimoshi]

It always happens because I do it though.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Then it double doesn't count!

[moshimoshi]

Why not?

[ RING RING ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

You can't just say 'oh I stab you because people always get stabbed and they always get stabbed because I stab them!'

[moshimoshi]

But I just did!

[ RING RING ]