Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

Mmh...

[ In that case, she's going to bring her lips back up to his neck again and softly kiss and bite. But then she suddenly... ]

It would... be a real turn on for you if I... acted... the part of a scared, overwhelmed female. Yes?

[whoslaughingmeow]

A-ah... it'd be a nice change of pace, yes!

[grimandproper]

[ Yes. Okay. "Acting." The cover's been set up. ]

I suppose... you deserve something for the very mild surprise you've delivered to me tonight.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ah... I'm very grateful.

[Swish swish.]

[grimandproper]

Very mild. [ She repeats. ] Nearly imperceptible.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I will take what I can receive.

[grimandproper]

You'd better.

[whoslaughingmeow]

So...

[He's doing the wiggle.

The pounce wiggle.]

[grimandproper]

[ She moves her arms in front of her again like she's going to intercept. ]

A... Aaah?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[and he pounces again.]

[grimandproper]

Ah!

[ Look whose acting suddenly "improved." ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He pins her shoulders and holds himself up, which does give her a pretty good view of his bare chest. And she can still see the tail swishing.]

Now that I've caught a defenseless maiden, I can finally devour her.

[grimandproper]

[ 'Bare chest...!' ]

I... I thought we discussed that...!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's a figure of speech!

[grimandproper]

I know that! [ She snaps, but then looks... actually kind of upset at herself for it. ] I-I'm just making sure you don't lose yourself!

[whoslaughingmeow]

[The fact he's pretty. Eagerly kissing her collar and then down to her chest seems to imply that he's happy letting her have that 'worry' though.]

[grimandproper]

Mf...!

[ See, this is why she tops. NOT topping means she's not sure what'll happen next, and that just... kind of mildly irritates her, even if she does actually trust him. There's also the worry that when it comes to certain things... like the chest here, for example, that some kind of comment will be made. ]

[ Like, y'know, "Not much to snack on here!" ]

Gh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Damn, Lily, he's not suicidal!

But no, he's not making an comments, his going down her chest to her stomach, now.

He was serious about 'eating' apparently!]

[grimandproper]

Uhm!

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes?

[grimandproper]

N-Nothing. [ She even turns her head with a little humph. ] Proceed.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's down to her thighs now, kissing and licking, and trying not to just. RADIATE smug.]

[grimandproper]

[ Please. He doesn't need to hide it― she knows he's feeling smug. Because he's predictable like that! ]

You know, you would've really gotten me if you'd waited 'til after I'd bathed.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh? You wouldn't think I have that much patience?

[grimandproper]

H-Heh. Perhaps not.

But I'm saying that... if you had, I would've had that much more time to become relaxed. Or you could have even attacked me as I was coming out... There are just possibilities, you know?