Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

You could call it that. [ She says as she looks slightly away while... helping. with that. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's rubbing it up against her idly, teasing.]

What'll you do if I learn to be too good a predator?

[grimandproper]

[ Tease!! ]

I don't know. The thought never crossed my mind.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Does it worry you?

[grimandproper]

Of course not. After all... [ She puts her hand on his head, rubbing affectionately. ] Even if you become a beast in the boudoir, you'll never really hurt me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[That's too sweet, Lily.]

To think my claws can be seen through so easily.

[He's starting to work that barbed thing in anyway, now.]

[grimandproper]

Ngh...

[ She's going to put her hand down there to help move it along. ]

Your claws are honestly the very last of my concerns right now.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's just slowly, working it in with her help.]

Barbs?

[grimandproper]

[ ... ] Size is also... a factor.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I will.

Go easy.

[grimandproper]

[ Lily chuckles, but nervously. ] See? Even when you... could be rough, you... hold back.

[whoslaughingmeow]

H-hm, I guess I might be less untrained than first thought, yes?

[He finishes working it in and just. Stays still so she can get used to it.]

[grimandproper]

You're the one that brought up being "too good a predator."

[ She breathes out, then reaches around to hug. There's a breath with that movement: in... then out, shortly. ]

There are pros and cons to having a healing factor, you know?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ah...I suppose that's especially true when it comes to this.

Ready for me to move?

[grimandproper]

Hmph. Beg me.

Or... That's what I should say. But I suppose there's no harm in... simply saying "yes."

[ Yes. Simply. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I am grateful.

[Starting to slowly move his hips, with that.]

[grimandproper]

You... say that a lot... to me.

[ Trying to keep her breathing even there. And, well. Remembering to breathe. ] Are you really... that grateful?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Of course I am.

You give me many reasons to be grateful.

[Have another neck lick.]

[grimandproper]

M... Masochist ... !

[ Yeah, yeah, but that neck lick makes her squirm as usual... with some tightening in addition! ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't think that's appropriate to call me right now, is it?

[grimandproper]

[ She just pinches him in response. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Yelp.]

N-not fair!

[Snapping his hips hard in response.]

[grimandproper]

Aigh!

[ Clinging to him real hard... then putting her teeth to his shoulder. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well that doesn't make the hard movement stop. The possibility of biting only encourages it!]

[grimandproper]

[ At first, the teeth are just a threat. A reminder. She brings her lips down, squeezes her eyes shut, arms wrapped around him because she's scared to let go (if he slips out, they'll have to put it back in!). But then she finds herself letting out a tiny, unsure sound. Then more. ]

[ And she CAN'T let him continue to hear those, oh, no. So she's going to lift her head with this like... strangled kinda war-cryish sound and bite. ]

[ ... Wait. Aren't... male cats the ones who're supposed to do the biting ... ? ]