Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's not valid!

[I'D RATHER YOU TRY TO STAB ME FROM THE FRONT, FRANKLY.]

[moshimoshi]

Yes it is~!

...Oh, no! You didn't answer the phone! Look what you did.

[ YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I'LL JUST RUN THEN.]

[moshimoshi]

[ CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT AWA

haha no she just fucking appears in front of you ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

URK.

[moshimoshi]

Well! That was fun!

[whoslaughingmeow]

What.

[ARE THE STABBINGS DONE.]

[moshimoshi]

[ no

STAB ATTEMPT #3 ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[CONTINUING TO FLEE IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.]

[moshimoshi]

[ UNSURPRISINGLY, IN FRONT OF HIM AGAIN ]

Stop that!

[whoslaughingmeow]

You're trying to stab me!

[moshimoshi]

Just a little!

[whoslaughingmeow]

a little stabbin' goes a long way.

[moshimoshi]

Why are you such a scaredy-cat?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm pretty sure aversion to stabbing is normal.

[moshimoshi]

For the scarediest of cats!

[whoslaughingmeow]

So if someone tried to stab you, you'd let them.

[moshimoshi]

I'd stab them back!

[whoslaughingmeow]

So you don't wanna be stabbed!

[moshimoshi]

It's just fun to stab people.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Not for the stabee.

[moshimoshi]

[ THROWS HER KNIFE AT HIM ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[JSDGSGD

HITS THE FLOOR

you totally knicked him though.]

[moshimoshi]

I win!

[whoslaughingmeow]

f-fine.

Will you stop trying to stab me now.