Generic PSL Stuff

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

Comments

[grimandproper]

[ Just making sure. After all, he's already had the audacity to trick her. Who knows what fiendery he's capable of? ]

This is quite unbecoming of you, Koneko-chan.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's not making himself known. If he's even still in here.]

[grimandproper]

[ She suspects that he is, but even if he's not that's not going to deter her from sitting and pouring herself a cup of tea. She would lay out some chaos lines to see what direction fate is ebbing toward, but she doesn't want to risk him seeing her activating her Seal. Doing so would mean showing a hint of concern, and she's stubbornly refusing any of that nonsense. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[There's a definite tension in the air.

But at the very least he's not pouncing her while she's drinking the tea. It produces a very tense 'when is the shoe gonna drop' atmosphere.]

[grimandproper]

[ It does indeed. And she does not like it. It's like the part of a horror movie when the camera is slowly moving throughout the house and you know a jumpscare is about to happen. The longer it takes to happen, the more tense you get, to the point of thinking JUST DO IT ALREADY!, but then it happens and you get scared and it makes you angry because you knew it was coming, God damn it. ]

[ She thinks maybe she should just remove the combs from the tea, finish her cup, and maybe... take a bath? ]

[ But then... ]

Tch.

[ Standing up suddenly and with a grunt and starting to get naked it is! She might as well extend some magic to clean up, too. Shake whatever it was Mr. Rude got himself all on. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[..Once she's about finished stripping, He comes bolting out from under the bed, attempting to grab her.

It's notable that his shirt is missing - which is probably what he tossed out the window to put his scent in the trees. He even adds a very loud roar. Once he's sure that she's already noticed him bolting out, though.]

[grimandproper]

HNN―!!

[ She knew it! She knew it, she knew it, she knew it! But it still gave her a start, and while she's trying to hold in a yelp she's lashing out her foot to his face (or thereabouts, she kinda... closed her eyes there). ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[She gets him right in the face but he.

Still kinda tries to pull her to the ground, which has a high likelihood of her ending up with him over her.. with her foot still in his face.]

[grimandproper]

[ Making sure not to let go is a good idea. She doesn't want to warp and take part of his body with her (yeah, she could turn back time, but c'mon!). Mostly, though, it's because there's this level of surprise she can't shake, so she just yells a lot as she's taken down and she's... under? But her foot is still...? ]

Unhand me this instant, you brute!

[ Princess lines FTW. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh, you didn't WANT me to grab you?

So.. could it be possible I.

surprised you?

[Look at that tail swish.

Look at his face.

The cat that ate the canary indeed.]

[grimandproper]

I could've known! I just chose not to expend the effort!

[ If you listen real hard, you might be able to hear some pretty intense catlike noises coming off her person. Hiss. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Hmm.. why could that be, I wonder?

[Swish swish, purring.]

[grimandproper]

Because I was going to have a bath and go to bed after someone skipped out on tea!

[whoslaughingmeow]

So you didn't expect this at all.

[grimandproper]

Wrong. I completely expected this kind of treachery from you. I just didn't know how low you'd go.

[whoslaughingmeow]

So you couldn't predict me.

[grimandproper]

Please tell me you're not so desperate that you'll take that for a win!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It is the opening salvo in my ultimate victory.

[grimandproper]

[ Oh my God, she can NOT roll her eyes back any harder. ]

Fine. Good for you, you managed to get in a jumpscare. Now get off me, you big... cat.

[whoslaughingmeow]

why should I?

When a cat takes someone to the ground, they usually take their prize.

[grimandproper]

Your prize is my continued patience, which is quickly ticking away.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was hoping for 'ravishing you.]

[grimandproper]

There's not really a ceiling when it comes to your foolish hopes and aspirations, is there.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I fly free, Lily.

[grimandproper]

Then why don't you fly free right now? As in, "away from me?"