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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[extractionfiend]

[ ... ] You're joking, right?

[earlgreyme]

There isn't anything we SHOULD do.

[extractionfiend]

[ She chuckles. ] And now you understand the importance of explicit communication.

Unfortunately, if you think I'm going to let you run away with your [ ahem ] tail tucked between your legs then you're going to wind up being quite disappointed. Or not...

Push your seat back and sit down.

[earlgreyme]

[Don't listen.

Just cause she looks and sounds like.. you don't have to listen..

He's sitting down and listening.]

[extractionfiend]

[ What can she say? She's really good at her job. Both of her are. ]

Good boy. Now... [ She's going to squeeze into that space in between him and the desk, sit herself down, and crosses her legs. ] If you'll put your hands behind you, I can begin.

[earlgreyme]

[Resist, resis-whoops nope they're going behind his back.]

[extractionfiend]

Oh, my. [ or: ara, ara ] You are an obedient boy, aren't you.

[ Oh, no. Why is she casually removing one of her shoes? ]

[earlgreyme]

[Oh god no.

He has a good idea why, and he doesn't like it.

I mean, he does, but he doesn't WANT to.]

I-I see no reason to be difficult.

[extractionfiend]

Mostly because you want it. [ And there it goes, claiming a spot on his thigh. ] Don't you.

[earlgreyme]

[His breathing is audible, now.]

That.

Is irrelevant.

[extractionfiend]

Oh, but it isn't. Consent is a very important thing, you know. Didn't at least one of your mothers tell you as much?

[ Yes, bring THEM up while trailing your foot in. Great idea, Lily. Er. Kuga. ]

[earlgreyme]

I was raised to not give in just because I want things!

There are a lot of things I want, that I don't partake in!

[Like fried chicken.

Or fun dog things.

Or fun cat things.]

[extractionfiend]

Is that why you don't have a girlfriend? [ Time to start strokin' it! ] Or boyfriend?

[earlgreyme]

[Keep calm. Keep calm. Don't make any noise.]

I just.

Haven't found any fellow students that catch my attention.

[His voice is cracking.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Yes, that's good. Just let her do what she wants. Which for now is just running her toe along the length of it and feeling her heart warm at the sudden break in his voice. Or, as she's thinking of it: 'Ah. Sweet nostalgia.' ]

A teacher, though, that's another story.

[earlgreyme]

...Irrelevant.

[Calm, Calm, Calm

Well, other than that one part, which totally isn't. Calm at all.]

[extractionfiend]

You really like that word, don't you?

[ Let's see how calm he can keep when he finds out 'mom' can apparently spread her toes fairly far apart. ]

But what I'm not hearing is any form of denial. Or refusal. Why is that, Ikuhara?

[earlgreyme]

[Because I have a deep seated complex towards my 'mother'.]

I...am just...well... [Voice cracking.]

I should. Go.

[extractionfiend]

You're not wrong. But you won't. I've yet to properly dismiss you, after all. And I won't do that... [ She releases it, puts her whole foot along it, and puts pressure on it. ] ... until I'm... satisfied... with your answer.

[earlgreyme]

I...can't. Refuse. What you say.

[He has a COMPLEX, KUGA.]

[extractionfiend]

[ She puts her chin in her hand as she takes off some of the pressure. ] Why?

[earlgreyme]

I-I just can't.

You're too much like. You know.

[extractionfiend]

[ Cue one totally fake head tilt of curiosity. ] Hmm? Who?

[earlgreyme]

You know very well who!

My. [...Don't call her mother to anyone else, don't do that, that's not good.]

Miss Sakuma.

[extractionfiend]

Your mother. [ She pulls a strand of hair behind her ear as she applies pressure again. ] I called her as much before, being well aware of your... unique circumstances.

Though I have to say, I didn't think she was that terrifying a creature... [ a chuckle ] Or perhaps not so terrifying, depending on your nature.