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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[earlgreyme]

That sounds like you expect me to say something lewd in a heated flush like "I c-can only think of your body!"

[extractionfiend]

You young men always do know just what to say to make a girl's heart flutter. [ Said 'girl' says before smooching his forehead. ]

Ready to be mauled?

[earlgreyme]

Oh? You're not going to encourage me to be the one doing the mauling?

Or do you have to train me for that?

[extractionfiend]

Are you saying you want to take the lead, boy?

[earlgreyme]

I-I am just saying I am surprised, is all.

[He barely knows what he'd do.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Time to shuffle that fabulous ass of hers so she can back up against that thing with sass. ]

It sounds like to me that what you're saying is you've got a fantasy you want to play out.

[earlgreyme]

Maybe a revenge fantasy. [He clears his throat.]

I am unsure.

[He's getting more sure by the second, though.]

[extractionfiend]

I heard that, you know.

Honestly, though... Do you realize exactly how much I'd have to hold back in order for you to take out your frustrations for me? Why, I'd have to be practically begging for it. And that would just shatter my reputation as the lady who should be taming the wild beast.

[ Yeah, that's a lot of stupidly unsubtle needling there. ]

[earlgreyme]

I feel like you're practically asking me to pin your ankle down by your head.

[extractionfiend]

I'd like to see that almost as much as you would.

[ Bring it, virgin. ]

[earlgreyme]

[Well he'll just try to sit up, to start with.

He's in a bit of.. the total opposite position, of that.]

Don't blame me if YOUR desk breaks, for the record.

[extractionfiend]

[ She laughs. It's an evil, evil laugh. Followed by a line that has some definite roots in villainy. ]

You really think that's going to happen? I'd like to see you try!

[earlgreyme]

[This is all encouraging him.

As much as he downplays it, he has his father's blood, and that is rapidly taking hold and making him want to destroy her.

Well.

One part of her.]

We'll see, won't we.

[Let's try and.. flip over then, here. Gotta get teacher on the desk, to do anything.]

[extractionfiend]

[ It's pretty easy since she's mostly made up of CLAMP noodles and long, shiny hair. ]

Hmm-hmn! Now I'm especially glad I got you off once already. This way you might last long enough for me to get some enjoyment out of it.

[earlgreyme]

[His breathing is slowly getting deeper, and faster.

It's very reminiscent of a spoiled child trying not to get upset.]

If you are attempting to goad me into saying cliche things, I won't.

[No 'I'll teach you the fear of a ______!" here, Kuga.]

How attached are you, to what you're wearing.

[extractionfiend]

[ Aww. Oh, well. At least he's getting flustered. ]

I'm not particularly attached; however, we do have to go home after this. You'll want to keep that and the fact that you'd need a couple of part-time jobs to begin to cover the cost of replacing what I still have on.

[ Which is just the bra, thigh-highs, skirt, and panties... ]

[earlgreyme]

[Well, only one of those absolutely needs to come off, but...]

Hrnn.

[Well, let's get some ether going. He was forced to hold his face to the grind stone in regards to magic anyway, so let's see about simply.

Shifting that bra and panties a couple of feet away.]

[extractionfiend]

[ ... ] What just happened.

[ The tone says she knows EXACTLY what happened, but she doesn't like it. ]

[earlgreyme]

I altered their position in space?

[DID HE DO GOOD?]

[extractionfiend]

Hmph. It's clever, at least.

[ It's... not quite praise, no. Still, she doesn't want to discourage him right now, so... ] I suppose I can get behind the idea of abusing magic to facilitate fornication.

[earlgreyme]

Hmph.

Let me guess, you'd have liked me to struggle to remove them with these mammoth paws.

[There's always other things to can do to abuse those, Kuga.]

[extractionfiend]

No... I would have liked for you to have ripped them clean off with those mammoth paws.

[earlgreyme]

[You discouraged him too much, Kuga.

Your good-aligned equivilent made him a BIT TOO obedient.

That's something you need to work out of him.]

I suppose I'll have to double my roughness where it counts to compensate.

[extractionfiend]

[ Curse you, Lily Sakuma! You're the real villain here! ]

You don't suppose. You will. And if you do, I'll give you all the approval you can handle.

[earlgreyme]

[He's gonna work on pinning her noodle legs, then.]

W-we'll see if you can stop rolling your eyes back into your head to do that.

[He's trying to hide the fact the idea of praise is really nice.]