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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[extractionfiend]

What, you don't get a lot of "me time?" [ She chuckles as she puts her hand to the corner of her mouth. ] Is that your mother's fault, too? Or your sisters', perhaps?

[earlgreyme]

I try not to.

It's uncouth.

[And you teasing him every day doesn't help.]

[extractionfiend]

[ sigh ] Wrong.

[earlgreyme]

So you're telling me I should.

[extractionfiend]

Being gluttonous is uncouth, but it doesn't mean you should starve yourself.

[ Time to turn herself around and look down at him. ] Right?

[earlgreyme]

I suppose that's true.

There's a line between relief and...

[Pause.]

My father.

[extractionfiend]

Indeed. It's a wonder you're not a sextuplet.

Of course, I also believe there's nothing wrong with overindulging yourself every so often, either. Sometimes an excess can lead us to appreciate moderation.

[earlgreyme]

....I will not agree or disagree on that until I try it.

[YOU JUST WANT NOW TO BE A TIME OF EXCESS.]

[extractionfiend]

Want to try it right now?

[ DAMN RIGHT SHE DOES ]

[earlgreyme]

....I-I suppose.

I should.

[extractionfiend]

I'm glad you're so willing to explore new things. [ She follows up by reaching up and ruffling his hair. ] Since you've been so good, I believe you've earned the right to move freely. For now.

[earlgreyme]

[He's sitting up.

His ears twitch slightly at the praise, too. Poor boy.]

...Since I'm being less restrained, would that include, ah...

Showing you everything.

[extractionfiend]

[ Ugh. Stop being so adorable! You're tugging on... whatever's where her heart is. ]

"Everything?"

[earlgreyme]

[He sharply inhales.]

I have an odd combinations of.

My mother's transformation abilities and my father's ah...actual form.

[extractionfiend]

So that's where that knot you mentioned earlier comes in.

[earlgreyme]

[He seizes up and has to calm down again.]

Nobody knows it exists, so it's a baseless rumor!

[extractionfiend]

At least until you take your parentage into account.

[ ... ] It isn't barbed, too, is it?

[earlgreyme]

No..no it's not.

I believe I am a cat now, but.. a wolf when I transform.

I believe that is how it worked out. [Fuckin' beastkin genetics.]

[extractionfiend]

Interesting. [ Yes, that's the faintest tinge of disappointment there. ]

So you're saying you want to transform for me, then? Is that correct?

[earlgreyme]

I do not change very often, so if I am being unrestrained, I should at least show someone, right?

[extractionfiend]

If you believe it will help relieve you, then yes. By all means.

[earlgreyme]

[How do you feel about big burly wolves, Kuga.

Cause that's what he's changing into. He's a lot more burly, closer to his mother in height, but with his father's paws and legs. His tail puffs out like a wolf's tail, and his ears are notably more...rough, furwise.

And yes, there is a knot now, although it doesn't seem (very much) bigger than before.]

[extractionfiend]

[ So that means they're about even in height, then. Not that it matters in this straddling position, but it's a noticeable change. Just one, though, of quite a few she's... taking in. ]

Oh, dear. This is a problem.

[earlgreyme]

W-what?

[What's a problem.

THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T SHOW PEOPLE.]

[extractionfiend]

Now I have to seriously reconsider scheduling for morning and afternoon sessions.

[ She sure could use a bottle of water right now, mm-hmm. ]