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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[earlgreyme]

OEDIPUS?!

[He nearly chokes.]

[extractionfiend]

[ It's so hard not to laugh again. But the smug look on her face is probably visible even for someone with his condition. ]

Now, now. Don't tell me you forgot about him already.

[earlgreyme]

I-I do not have...I am not..!

[He's dying, please.]

[extractionfiend]

No, of course not. Pinning down someone that could as well be her evil twin and making her scream "Too much! Too much!" before giving into an ahegao... That's definitely not smacking of it, not at all.

[earlgreyme]

[He's dying even harder.]

It....it's not the same!

[extractionfiend]

It's only similar enough that the next time she fixes you with one of those looks, it'll send a shiver up your spine... and it won't be out of fear.

[earlgreyme]

[ANGUISHED DOG WHINING.]

I-I am capable of separating you and her!

[extractionfiend]

[ She lets out her own, uh... "anguished whining." That comes with a side of an arched back and a whole body shiver. ]

I'm sorry, but could we delay this so-called argument for a few moments? I'd like to get off.

[earlgreyme]

I...

Yes.

Do what you need, or demand what you need.

[extractionfiend]

Just... hold on to my hips and give me what you can... you beast.

[ She says while placing one hand on those amazing abs of his (she knows they're basically genetic, but God damn are they fucking unfair!) while bringing her other hand down between her legs to stimulate herself. Her up and down and grinding was smooth before, but now it's going to get choppy and rough as she really does start using him as a living dildo. ]

[earlgreyme]

[He's just supporting her movements.

If she goes up, he lifts her almost off the damn thing, and if she goes down, he yanks.

He's not really close to another release, but this is still far from unpleasant.]

[extractionfiend]

[ It's fine, she's basically mired in "not giving a fuck about my partner" territory right now. If her eyes were open, they'd probably be rolled back... But they're not. She's got them shut, as well as her mouth, for the moment. Those deep "mm-mms" from earlier are climbing in pitch, and eventually she has to open her mouth to get a good, deep breath into her lungs. When she exhales, it's the loudest full-on groan he's heard out of her yet. ]

Good... good boy! It's hitting me... just right!

[earlgreyme]

[Stop praising him you monster.

It only encourages him.]

[extractionfiend]

[ But that's the whole point! ]

Ungh... I only regret getting on top! If I hadn't... Ah... Just imagining you digging into me again with all your strength is making me lose my mind!

[ That's that hair's breath away from O pitch there. ]

[earlgreyme]

R-really, are you sure the rest of you wouldn't break?

[He's being smug now, and really helping her move.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Bastard. She'll remember that later, you know! For now, though... ]

I wouldn't care! In fact, I hope I--Ah! Ahhh...!

[ She's either completely reckless, has actually lost her mind, or is just plain confident nobody's going to hear her, 'cause that sure is a sound. Accompanied by her throwing back her head as she seizes up into a series of moans and cries that leaves her panting. There's a tiny flicker of her hoping she appreciates the feeling of her wrenching around him, but it just barely registers among all the HOLY CRAP IT FEELS GOOD TO COME WITH AN ACTUAL DICK IN ME blaring in the foreground. ]

D... Damn...

[earlgreyme]

[He's panting heavily, even if he didn't finish.]

So.

What do we do now that all the glass has shattered?

[He can be a shit now, you're vulnerable.]

[extractionfiend]

Shht! [ It's that quick, shushing noise dog owners use to hush their mutts. ] Hush, boy. Sensei's enjoying the afterglow.

[earlgreyme]

[He can't help but smirk a little.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Her eyes are closed, but ] Oh, wipe that smirk off your face. [ She cracks an eye open, eyebrow raised. ] Unless you're proud of yourself for being used like a toy?

[earlgreyme]

You seem the type to run through toys, so.

Perhaps.

[extractionfiend]

Just the batteries.

[ Huff... Being on top is a lot more work than she'd like to admit. So she's just going to lay back down on him. Which is more like... crumpling forward with a satisfied ] Haah... Still, that was... highly satisfying.

[earlgreyme]

It was similar for me.

[Says the boy who nearly turned into an animal.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Time to reach up and start petting. ]

You held out magnificently. I think that might deserve a reward.

[earlgreyme]

A reward?

[He leans into the petting.]