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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[earlgreyme]

[He seizes up and has to calm down again.]

Nobody knows it exists, so it's a baseless rumor!

[extractionfiend]

At least until you take your parentage into account.

[ ... ] It isn't barbed, too, is it?

[earlgreyme]

No..no it's not.

I believe I am a cat now, but.. a wolf when I transform.

I believe that is how it worked out. [Fuckin' beastkin genetics.]

[extractionfiend]

Interesting. [ Yes, that's the faintest tinge of disappointment there. ]

So you're saying you want to transform for me, then? Is that correct?

[earlgreyme]

I do not change very often, so if I am being unrestrained, I should at least show someone, right?

[extractionfiend]

If you believe it will help relieve you, then yes. By all means.

[earlgreyme]

[How do you feel about big burly wolves, Kuga.

Cause that's what he's changing into. He's a lot more burly, closer to his mother in height, but with his father's paws and legs. His tail puffs out like a wolf's tail, and his ears are notably more...rough, furwise.

And yes, there is a knot now, although it doesn't seem (very much) bigger than before.]

[extractionfiend]

[ So that means they're about even in height, then. Not that it matters in this straddling position, but it's a noticeable change. Just one, though, of quite a few she's... taking in. ]

Oh, dear. This is a problem.

[earlgreyme]

W-what?

[What's a problem.

THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T SHOW PEOPLE.]

[extractionfiend]

Now I have to seriously reconsider scheduling for morning and afternoon sessions.

[ She sure could use a bottle of water right now, mm-hmm. ]

[earlgreyme]

I-I don't think I need that much release!

[extractionfiend]

[ Watch out, she's getting those spider arms around you. ]

Oh? But I bet you're already ready to go again.

[earlgreyme]

[He totally is.

He feels like he's being snared by a spider, too.]

T-this is a very specific time!

[extractionfiend]

[ Just wait 'til she uses actual ropes. ]

Would you like to bet on that?

[earlgreyme]

I would bet that, yes!

[extractionfiend]

Alright, then. Name your terms.

[earlgreyme]

[He has to think, now...]

If I actually do need that much release, then I will concede you know best and acquiesce to your recommendations and advice. [Basically you get to bleed him dry if you want, Kuga.]

Otherwise, I would like you to stop deliberately winding me up during class. [After class is fine, though?]

[extractionfiend]

What about outside of class? [ There's a high chance she's going to start winding you up on your walk to school. ]

[earlgreyme]

I would appreciate if you did not try and wind me up outside of moments like this!

[extractionfiend]

Hmn... I suppose I can see your point. If I were to pounce you [ POUNCE HIM?! ] on your way to school, you'd probably be wound up all day, and that wouldn't really be that much different from me flirting with you in class...

[ Wow, look at all this shit she's just openly admitting to. ]

[earlgreyme]

Like you said, desks being broken is an issue.

[Please do not pounce him.

Or materialize in his room for an 'early breakfast'.]

[extractionfiend]

[ sigh ] I can't exactly show up to your house, either... For several reasons.

[ Which means no midnight snacking, either. ]

I feel like I'm having to give up an awful lot on my end here. [ She has the audacity to pout. ]

[earlgreyme]

I think the terms of the bet are very fair, considering my loss would be akin to placing a buffet sign over my head.

[extractionfiend]

[ She throws her head back with a ] Hah!

I can't say that you're wrong, though. I do consume energy, after all... So I suppose I'll accept those terms, and hope that even if I'm not right, you'll like it so much you'll relent anyway.

[earlgreyme]

Even if I win, I'm really only saying to 'limit your splurge'.

...Besides. [He coughs.]

Is is not as though I know from experience, if anything actually happened with me like this, it would result in a.. bit more time consuming result.