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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[extractionfiend]

But you're also handsome and strong, and very well behaved... [ She can only hope that if it is, it's because it's getting ready for round three. ] And this form of yours is superb. I've no idea why you hide it.

[earlgreyme]

It is primitive and unwieldy.

And clumsy.

[He's an animal Kuga, he's literally always ready for that.]

[extractionfiend]

That's probably because you never use it.

[ Can she pull herself up on it yet? She's got to get some up and down action going with her left and right. ]

[earlgreyme]

[Yeah it's grip has finally relented.]

I tried.

having hands the size of dinner plates is no good.

[extractionfiend]

[ Good. Time to treat it like her own personal dildo and go at it like she owns it. Slowly, though. Very. Slowly. ]

Obviously you didn't try hard enough. Since I'm sure... if you did... you would have mastered it.

[earlgreyme]

I would prefer to simply not use it.

[extractionfiend]

But why? Are you allergic to having more advantages than your average above average person?

[earlgreyme]

It is uncouth, and primitive.

[There's another reason but he'd rather not say it.]

[extractionfiend]

Is it? I think it's... [ Well, there's a groan. ] Powerful. Downright majestic, really. Primal.

[earlgreyme]

I am a..

[His breath hitches.]

Evolved, educated person, not a primal slavering beast.

[extractionfiend]

And I wonder... I posit... [ posit and lift up slow... then slide down fast ] Why not both? Why not an "evolved, educated beast?"

[earlgreyme]

[Ghgh...]

Because, in this form

I cannot control my beastial nature nearly as well.

All the urges are magnified.

[extractionfiend]

So... [ There's that grinding again. ] Despite your protests of "not becoming a slavering beast," that's in fact exactly what you've become.

[earlgreyme]

..No, I can control it.

But extended periods like this might prove troublesome.

[extractionfiend]

God, I hope so.

[earlgreyme]

I-I don't intend to be like this, often!

[extractionfiend]

Better for me, really.

[ She looks down at him and arches her eyebrow. ] Recovered yet?

[earlgreyme]

D-define recovered.

[Part of him has.]

[extractionfiend]

I mean... [ Of course she knows that. She's on top of that... literally. ] If you've got the energy, why not put those big paws to good use and fondle me?

[earlgreyme]

[Well if that's what she wants.

Aren't you glad those paws are huge enough to cover huge parts of your noodle body, Kuga?]

W-well, at least you're having fun.

[extractionfiend]

[ Yes, she is! It doesn't matter to her what they are. There is one thing that concerns her, though. ]

You're not?

[earlgreyme]

Of course I am, I was being overly dramatic cause of this form!

[He even huffs.]

[extractionfiend]

[ She's quiet for a moment. Then, she chuckles. ]

Good. After all, it's only consensual if you like it, too.

Now, don't be afraid to manhandle me. Or beasthandle, if you prefer.

[earlgreyme]

I feel like if I give you too many openings with the beast thing, you'll try and put a leash on me.

[extractionfiend]

I'd teach you how to heel, but the weight of the handle of a leash in my hand would feel much better. I think you'll grow to prefer it as well.