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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[extractionfiend]

[ Her eyes are closed, but ] Oh, wipe that smirk off your face. [ She cracks an eye open, eyebrow raised. ] Unless you're proud of yourself for being used like a toy?

[earlgreyme]

You seem the type to run through toys, so.

Perhaps.

[extractionfiend]

Just the batteries.

[ Huff... Being on top is a lot more work than she'd like to admit. So she's just going to lay back down on him. Which is more like... crumpling forward with a satisfied ] Haah... Still, that was... highly satisfying.

[earlgreyme]

It was similar for me.

[Says the boy who nearly turned into an animal.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Time to reach up and start petting. ]

You held out magnificently. I think that might deserve a reward.

[earlgreyme]

A reward?

[He leans into the petting.]

[extractionfiend]

Mm-hmm. [ gotta idly fondle one of those ears, too ] I don't know how, though...

Would you possibly be food-motivated?

[earlgreyme]

[...His ears perk.

...But he doesn't say anything.]

[extractionfiend]

[ She looks up at him and grins. ]

I've been told I make fairly nice, if somewhat spicy karaage. If that's not up your alley, though, I know I can brew up some nice cups of coffee and tea.

[earlgreyme]

the first thing!

[That almost belts out.]

[extractionfiend]

[ There's that 'Ha. Knew it.' look. The Gotcha!, or the cat that swallowed the canary... She even chuckles, she's so proud of herself. ]

[ But then, she frowns. ] Hmm... I don't think I can bring you back to my place... I wonder if I should just make you a lunch instead.

[earlgreyme]

..That would be fine.

[Even if you'd probably give it to him where people could see and make RUMORS start.]

[extractionfiend]

Oh? You don't think one of your mothers would be suspicious if they smelled my cooking on you? [ She teases. ]

[earlgreyme]

Mother isn't as good at that as Mom, and Mom would be more likely to want to try it...

[extractionfiend]

[ That first part gives her pause that puts a brief crimp in her smug mug. It's gone in a flash, though. ]

I see. In that case, you can stop by the office during lunch tomorrow to claim your reward.

[earlgreyme]

Oh?

Not going to drop it on me in front of everyone?

[extractionfiend]

You break a desk when my subtle flirting gets to be too much for you. An outright show of affection might destroy the classroom.

[earlgreyme]

I feel like that would have less of an affect than your flirting..

[extractionfiend]

Are you trying to convince me to do it?

[earlgreyme]

I-I am just pointing it out.

[extractionfiend]

Mmn... After an afternoon of wild sex with your teacher, she shyly approaches you at your desk, a handmade lunch held behind her back... Is that the kind of cutesy scenario you're looking for?

[earlgreyme]

[He nearly chokes.]

I-I have doubt you could 'shyly' do anything!

[extractionfiend]

Oh-ho. So now you're daring me to do it!

[earlgreyme]

I would be very impressed if you could behave shyly, yes.

[extractionfiend]

Mmn... It's really tempting to say "Then I'll prove you wrong..." [ sigh ] But I do have my job to think about, as well as your standing as a student here. I can't let the Academy lose its brightest star.

Maybe... I'll just have to surprise you with it one day.