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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[earlgreyme]

R-really, are you sure the rest of you wouldn't break?

[He's being smug now, and really helping her move.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Bastard. She'll remember that later, you know! For now, though... ]

I wouldn't care! In fact, I hope I--Ah! Ahhh...!

[ She's either completely reckless, has actually lost her mind, or is just plain confident nobody's going to hear her, 'cause that sure is a sound. Accompanied by her throwing back her head as she seizes up into a series of moans and cries that leaves her panting. There's a tiny flicker of her hoping she appreciates the feeling of her wrenching around him, but it just barely registers among all the HOLY CRAP IT FEELS GOOD TO COME WITH AN ACTUAL DICK IN ME blaring in the foreground. ]

D... Damn...

[earlgreyme]

[He's panting heavily, even if he didn't finish.]

So.

What do we do now that all the glass has shattered?

[He can be a shit now, you're vulnerable.]

[extractionfiend]

Shht! [ It's that quick, shushing noise dog owners use to hush their mutts. ] Hush, boy. Sensei's enjoying the afterglow.

[earlgreyme]

[He can't help but smirk a little.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Her eyes are closed, but ] Oh, wipe that smirk off your face. [ She cracks an eye open, eyebrow raised. ] Unless you're proud of yourself for being used like a toy?

[earlgreyme]

You seem the type to run through toys, so.

Perhaps.

[extractionfiend]

Just the batteries.

[ Huff... Being on top is a lot more work than she'd like to admit. So she's just going to lay back down on him. Which is more like... crumpling forward with a satisfied ] Haah... Still, that was... highly satisfying.

[earlgreyme]

It was similar for me.

[Says the boy who nearly turned into an animal.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Time to reach up and start petting. ]

You held out magnificently. I think that might deserve a reward.

[earlgreyme]

A reward?

[He leans into the petting.]

[extractionfiend]

Mm-hmm. [ gotta idly fondle one of those ears, too ] I don't know how, though...

Would you possibly be food-motivated?

[earlgreyme]

[...His ears perk.

...But he doesn't say anything.]

[extractionfiend]

[ She looks up at him and grins. ]

I've been told I make fairly nice, if somewhat spicy karaage. If that's not up your alley, though, I know I can brew up some nice cups of coffee and tea.

[earlgreyme]

the first thing!

[That almost belts out.]

[extractionfiend]

[ There's that 'Ha. Knew it.' look. The Gotcha!, or the cat that swallowed the canary... She even chuckles, she's so proud of herself. ]

[ But then, she frowns. ] Hmm... I don't think I can bring you back to my place... I wonder if I should just make you a lunch instead.

[earlgreyme]

..That would be fine.

[Even if you'd probably give it to him where people could see and make RUMORS start.]

[extractionfiend]

Oh? You don't think one of your mothers would be suspicious if they smelled my cooking on you? [ She teases. ]

[earlgreyme]

Mother isn't as good at that as Mom, and Mom would be more likely to want to try it...

[extractionfiend]

[ That first part gives her pause that puts a brief crimp in her smug mug. It's gone in a flash, though. ]

I see. In that case, you can stop by the office during lunch tomorrow to claim your reward.

[earlgreyme]

Oh?

Not going to drop it on me in front of everyone?

[extractionfiend]

You break a desk when my subtle flirting gets to be too much for you. An outright show of affection might destroy the classroom.

[earlgreyme]

I feel like that would have less of an affect than your flirting..

[extractionfiend]

Are you trying to convince me to do it?

[earlgreyme]

I-I am just pointing it out.