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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[earlgreyme]

[...Oh.

Oh he did that.

He's having a little bit of a horrible realization.]

Oh.

[extractionfiend]

Mn...? What...

[ And that's when she moves enough to realize exactly what a knot does. ]

... is it.

[earlgreyme]

Your.. womb.. [He's remembering THERE WAS NO PROTECTION INVOLVED, AS FAR AS HE KNOWS.]

[And that, too.]

A-ah.

[extractionfiend]

[ ... ]

First thing's first. Exactly how long are we stuck like this for?

[earlgreyme]

I-I don't know!

[V I R G I N.]

It's not like, even when I.. have personal time, I do it like this!

[He can't masturbate with those huge meaty paws, Kuga.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Okay, he's... kind of freaking out. Let's this of wh--Oh. ... Oh. ]

Flip us over, then. I can't bear your weight forever... even if I might have to bear other things in the near future.

[earlgreyme]

[He looks like he might have a heart attack, at that last sentence.

He does flip them, though.

He's like a damn desk himself. If you could move, you could probably roll over on him and not fall off.]

P-please do not joke about that..

[extractionfiend]

[ God. Talk about unfair. It's going to kill her, knowing about this and having to keep quiet! ]

Who's joking? Isn't it still in there specifically to make sure that happens?

[earlgreyme]

[Doctor Mayfield knows!]

I-isn't it difficult for that to happen on your end, or something?

[Don't you FEED like this?]

[extractionfiend]

Just how old do you think I am, boy?

[earlgreyme]

Not like that!

I mean, d-don't you feed off this! Shouldn't it be harder, then?!

[extractionfiend]

Oh... So you really do know what I am. [ Just what is that a touch of in that tone? Not exactly "bitter," but... ]

You're wrong, though. It's not that I feed off of. If it was, I would've been satisfied with earlier. It's the energy. Which is why I brought the tendrils out again.

That said, I'll be having it now.

[ Yes, she said "itadakimasu." Just before, you know. Having those bad boys flare up and sap whatever beastly vigor he had left. Gotta strike while the prey is weak! ]

[earlgreyme]

Say w-

[Oh hello going limp.

Well. His body. Part of him is still pretty tense.]

Guh.

[extractionfiend]

Tch. Even that won't do it, huh.

Oh, well. I suppose there's nothing wrong with taking a break. A breather for a breather...

[ You can relax now, those tendrils are retreating. Or maybe you can't, since she seems content to settle on your chest with something like a contented sigh. ]

[earlgreyme]

It's hard to overcome biology.

[At least he's too tired to panic now.

Probably.]

[extractionfiend]

Oh? Admitting that you've succumbed to the beast within, are you?

[earlgreyme]

As I said, since I've released, it won't be this bad again.

[extractionfiend]

You mean since you've released again. [ She says in that tone that's only half flat, meant to cut him down. ]

[earlgreyme]

y-yes, fine.

B-but I was very pent up! It is not as though I'd degrade into a beast!

[extractionfiend]

You mean there's more than your current condition?

[earlgreyme]

I cannot turn wholly into a beast like my mother, no.

[Then again, he hasn't really tried.]

[extractionfiend]

So you've basically already degraded as far as you can go.

[earlgreyme]

I meant, it is not as though I will become some slavering beast mentally, only able to think of procreation!

[extractionfiend]

At least until the next round.

[earlgreyme]

I was overwhelmed, this time.

[He'll never admit it.]