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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[earlgreyme]

I-I am.

Sure it'll relent, soon.

Please, nothing else.

[extractionfiend]

[ You can practically hear her ears perk up. ]

I'm sorry... What was that last part?

[earlgreyme]

...Please, nothing else?

[extractionfiend]

You know you have to ask better than that, right?

[earlgreyme]

I think that's very polite!

[Do you want him to BEG?]

[extractionfiend]

[ Uh, YES? ]

It's a little too polite, though. Too... stoic. [ Not desperate enough. ]

[earlgreyme]

It's hard to get emotional over vague ominous warnings.

[extractionfiend]

[ She sighs and starts tracing her finger around on his chest. No magic there, just tracing. ]

That's just another sign of your purity shining through.

[earlgreyme]

Because I can't imagine anything?

[extractionfiend]

Precisely. It's like...

[ She stirs, slowly, sitting up on him. Then, she moves. ] ... You really have no idea what I could do next. So there's no anticipation. And I don't know if that's refreshing or... odd.

[earlgreyme]

Doesn't that mean you get to teach me anticipation?

[extractionfiend]

Ah... You really are a cheeky brat, you know that? [ She sighs as she grinds her hips. ]

[earlgreyme]

I've been told.

[That tying is finally starting to subside, at least.]

[extractionfiend]

But you're also handsome and strong, and very well behaved... [ She can only hope that if it is, it's because it's getting ready for round three. ] And this form of yours is superb. I've no idea why you hide it.

[earlgreyme]

It is primitive and unwieldy.

And clumsy.

[He's an animal Kuga, he's literally always ready for that.]

[extractionfiend]

That's probably because you never use it.

[ Can she pull herself up on it yet? She's got to get some up and down action going with her left and right. ]

[earlgreyme]

[Yeah it's grip has finally relented.]

I tried.

having hands the size of dinner plates is no good.

[extractionfiend]

[ Good. Time to treat it like her own personal dildo and go at it like she owns it. Slowly, though. Very. Slowly. ]

Obviously you didn't try hard enough. Since I'm sure... if you did... you would have mastered it.

[earlgreyme]

I would prefer to simply not use it.

[extractionfiend]

But why? Are you allergic to having more advantages than your average above average person?

[earlgreyme]

It is uncouth, and primitive.

[There's another reason but he'd rather not say it.]

[extractionfiend]

Is it? I think it's... [ Well, there's a groan. ] Powerful. Downright majestic, really. Primal.

[earlgreyme]

I am a..

[His breath hitches.]

Evolved, educated person, not a primal slavering beast.

[extractionfiend]

And I wonder... I posit... [ posit and lift up slow... then slide down fast ] Why not both? Why not an "evolved, educated beast?"

[earlgreyme]

[Ghgh...]

Because, in this form

I cannot control my beastial nature nearly as well.

All the urges are magnified.