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[whoslaughingmeow]

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Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[extractionfiend]

Hmph.

Show me.

[ It's the same tone as before. Just... lower. ]

[earlgreyme]

[He squeaks

Stay calm stay calm don't let i-DAMMIT.]

Nevermind.

[extractionfiend]

[ She takes her hands off his shoulders and backs up. He might be able to hear her arms cross, but he can definitely feel her gaze bore into the back of his head. ]

I wasn't asking. I was telling.

[earlgreyme]

[He's heard that tone too many times to argue, even if the person normally using it isn't exactly the same.

She can make him exit the desk and show his fully-at-attention shame tenting down there, but she can't make him not cover his face exactly like his mother.]

[extractionfiend]

[ She knows exactly how strict a mentor she can be, but damn. Even she's surprised by his obedience. 'Well done, Lily.' ]

Huh. And here I thought it was your grip that did in all those desks.

[earlgreyme]

[His hands drop just so he can screech.]

I-it was!

[extractionfiend]

I don't know... [ She starts as she walks back in front of the desk.. ] They were always split right down the middle.

[ And then... the dramatic sigh. ] Well. This is certainly awkward, isn't it? I wonder... what should we do?

[earlgreyme]

I have a hand on each side! [Squeak.]

You could let me scurry off in shame and we could both pretend this never happened. [He's hopeful.]

[extractionfiend]

I don't think that's really a long term solution, do you?

[earlgreyme]

I don't have to take your class every year!

[LET HIM FLEE THIS.]

[extractionfiend]

Yes, I'm well aware I lack that particular power anymore. [ sigh ]

But you do have to make it through this year. Preferably with as little collateral damage as possible.

[earlgreyme]

I won't break anymore desks!

There isn't anything to do anyway!

[extractionfiend]

[ ... ] You're joking, right?

[earlgreyme]

There isn't anything we SHOULD do.

[extractionfiend]

[ She chuckles. ] And now you understand the importance of explicit communication.

Unfortunately, if you think I'm going to let you run away with your [ ahem ] tail tucked between your legs then you're going to wind up being quite disappointed. Or not...

Push your seat back and sit down.

[earlgreyme]

[Don't listen.

Just cause she looks and sounds like.. you don't have to listen..

He's sitting down and listening.]

[extractionfiend]

[ What can she say? She's really good at her job. Both of her are. ]

Good boy. Now... [ She's going to squeeze into that space in between him and the desk, sit herself down, and crosses her legs. ] If you'll put your hands behind you, I can begin.

[earlgreyme]

[Resist, resis-whoops nope they're going behind his back.]

[extractionfiend]

Oh, my. [ or: ara, ara ] You are an obedient boy, aren't you.

[ Oh, no. Why is she casually removing one of her shoes? ]

[earlgreyme]

[Oh god no.

He has a good idea why, and he doesn't like it.

I mean, he does, but he doesn't WANT to.]

I-I see no reason to be difficult.

[extractionfiend]

Mostly because you want it. [ And there it goes, claiming a spot on his thigh. ] Don't you.

[earlgreyme]

[His breathing is audible, now.]

That.

Is irrelevant.

[extractionfiend]

Oh, but it isn't. Consent is a very important thing, you know. Didn't at least one of your mothers tell you as much?

[ Yes, bring THEM up while trailing your foot in. Great idea, Lily. Er. Kuga. ]

[earlgreyme]

I was raised to not give in just because I want things!

There are a lot of things I want, that I don't partake in!

[Like fried chicken.

Or fun dog things.

Or fun cat things.]

[extractionfiend]

Is that why you don't have a girlfriend? [ Time to start strokin' it! ] Or boyfriend?