[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[fuhrinkaed]

[THAT THING WE TALKED ABOUT ON PLURK some kind of breast expansion possibly aphro or something potion that susan tested + swimsuits + getting wrecked.]

[suzinkazan]

[That's sure. Susan's scream coming from her Lab.

Luckily it's 'oh god this didn't work' yelling and not 'holy shit I'm on fire yelling.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[And there's an ed flying right in--he knows the screams well enough to know that this is roughly a 6 out of 10 on the disaster scale, at worst.]

Susan?! You okay?

[suzinkazan]

[He's bizarrely rigid, facing away from him.]

Yes.

I am fine.

Please go.

[Her arms are.. folded? It's weird.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[He tilts his head to one side, then the other, then flies forward to check her out, hovering around to a side.]

Are you sure? I heard a scream.

[fairhands]

[ So how about that time the slime got blasted by humans and oni started fussing over nursing him back to health???

You know, cute shit that's probably gonna turn lewd. ]

[wherethewildthingsare]

[YES OKAY

Obsidian do you remember getting blasted by humans? Cause.. it's a bit after that, and you're getting dunked in a pool of.. well it's. Blood and water. Mostly blood. It's a ton of nutrients, though, for a wounded slime. Like a literal pond of blood.]

[fairhands]

[ He does, though after that it's basically a haze of pain and barely conscious. He gently stirs awake, trying to form himself from a pile of goo. ]

Huh...?

[wherethewildthingsare]

Thank goodness.

[That comes out all scratchy and exhausted.

He's nearby, on the ground, leaning on a wall. He's completely drenched in blood, and there's.. corpse parts all around. Drained ones. His left arm, shoulder, and part of his back are totally full of arrows, and huge burns are covering almost the entire rest of him.]

[fairhands]

S-Silver!

[ Immediately he tries to reach up to move towards him, even though he's still weak and dizzy. ]

What happened to you?

[telltailheart]

UST/BONINGFIGHTING

[collectionday]

GAL OR LEO CHOOSE YOUR FATE

[telltailheart]

DRAGON V DRAGON

[collectionday]

[So hey there were tons of disturbances reported from Gal's apartment that totally sounded like people being murdered and he's basically denying everything and not letting you in like every drunk on Cops.

Enjoy him standing in his door way.]

It's nothing. [It wasn't nothing.]

[telltailheart]

[ oh my god

insert heart beating here ]

Nothing, huh? Tell me more.

[methanosarcina]

MIND CONTROL BULLSHIT

[collectionday]

Do you want Foley (Furley)

[methanosarcina]

give me the f(urley)

[totallyclawsome]

[So

There's this sweet museum exhibit about the sanctity of the planet and this awesome geode they got from a chasm, it's all very wiccan and WORSHIP THE PLANET.

Which is why Foley is hanging from the ceiling by a red tendril, spider-man style, ready to steal it.]

[methanosarcina]

[ !

that's cool. and cute. don't mind these spooky shadows watching, please ]

[anshininsan]

Now, what shall we do? This list is pretty naughty, huh? None of it is this "vanilla sin", but then again, in comparison to my experience, everything's pretty "vanilla". . . . Well, I'll let you choose, after all, I can do everything here, I can fulfill every one of your desires ♥

As for the partner? Well, you're fine to choose any, Kumagawa-kun's cute when he's bullied, but I'm fine with a crossover hentai doujin, too. Crack, lemon, readers beware, the internet's pretty magnificent, what a time to be alive ♫

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm too huge a coward to try and play someone as bizarre as Kumagawa in smut SO

Cat with: Mind Control garbage, general abuse, absolute territory, kicking Leo's head into the floor cause he's literally 100% guaranteed to look up her skirt exactly like Kumagawa anyway??

[anshininsan]

Sure, sure~ I've always wanted a pet, now, how do you feel about humiliation? No, don't answer that, it's obvious just from the way you are. Let's start, shall we?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Okay Miss Meta. Metamiss Missta okay let's stop.

You know what's cool about being a cat. You can cling to the sides and undersides of things

To look up skirts.

Which is exactly what he is doing, on this school staircase, on it's side.

Except it hasn't really worked cause no girls have come by.

And he's not exactly hidden either.

Really this is just a horrible decision.]

[anshininsan]

[ except!! there's the sound of footsteps, dainty and light with a slow gait - perhaps it's a girl? perhaps it's a school girl with a skirt? perhaps it's even a cute girl, with cute panties? it seems to be the case—!

except the descent down the stairs stops, and as soon as leo can see the beginnings of light pink underwear with a cute bear face pattern, there's a foot. on his face. the weight of 120lbs bearing down on a single point. ]

Ararara? What's this? Some trash someone left on the ground, it seems? How terrible, littering is illegal, you know.