[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[telltailheart]

[ okay. okay that's fine she's got this. step one: choke harder

step two: kiss him ]

[collectionday]

[You're the worst cop

He totally gets into that though.]

[telltailheart]

[ these are EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES

but she grinds against him, loosening her grip just a bit ]

[collectionday]

[Is the circumstances a dick

Cause that's a dick grinding back.]

[telltailheart]

[ the circumstances is 'this is pretty hot'

which includes the dick, yes ]

I can't believe this...

[collectionday]

I think it's only fair.

[telltailheart]

Who gives a shit what you think is fair?

[ smacks him over the head with her tail ]

[collectionday]

[He grinds into her in response. Hard.]

I'm just saying.

[Also his tail is thwacking her back.]

[telltailheart]

[ she gasps sharply, pressing up against him. ]

No one cares what you're saying!

[collectionday]

Tsk tsk, little dragons should listen to their elders.

[He's nipping on her earlobe.]

[telltailheart]

I-I'm not little.

[collectionday]

You are compared to me.

You're a hatchling.

[telltailheart]

Fuck off.

[collectionday]

Well the first half of that I was gonna get right on top of.

[PULLING AT HER SHIRT??

His tail is already occupying itself by

coiling at hers

2 lewd]

[telltailheart]

[ TOO LEWD ]

S-stop that!

[ given the way she's trashing her tail she's probably more concerned by that than the shirt. L E W D ]

[collectionday]

[NOPE WE'RE GONNA COIL TAILS AND BE SUPER LEWD

Also he's just gonna. Pop all her buttons and pull her shirt open.]

Why? It's what dragons should do in times like this.

[telltailheart]

It's what dragons who like each other do in times like this!

[ congratulations, you get a black lacy bra, you clothes ruiner ]

[collectionday]

It's enjoyable even in cases like this.

[Hooking a finger under it and tugging.]

[telltailheart]

[ TRYING TO KNEE HIM IN THE GUT ]

[collectionday]

[HURF

Okay well.

What if I just fucking grab your leg and try to get through your bottoms then.]

[telltailheart]

[ then you get fuckin BIT IN THE THROAT ]

[collectionday]

[WOW

DELICIOUS THROAT MEAT

Okay well he's choking her then.

He'd hit her but that'd take some of his own throat out.]

[telltailheart]

[ she lets go for awhile, trying to pry his hands away from her neck ]

[collectionday]

[He.

grinds into her again, while still trying to choke her.

And still tail lewding.]

Cute.

[telltailheart]

[ she moans and grinds back, clawing at his arms now ]