[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[methanosarcina]

That's just like a human! Blaming us for your words and deeds. Don't worry. You're cute, so I'll make you better.

[totallyclawsome]

I fail to see how THE SHADOW PORTAL was my de-wait what.

[methanosarcina]

We'll grant you our blessing. Aren't you happy? That's the word, right? We think it is. Your heart should be aflutter!

[totallyclawsome]

I don't know what any of that is but I feel like I should be going.

[Somewhere.

THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO.]

[methanosarcina]

You'll get lost if you do that. You don't want to get lost, do you? Wouldn't that be ｓｃａｒｙ?

[totallyclawsome]

I would like to please be let out of the dark, though.

[methanosarcina]

Do you promise you won't run?

[totallyclawsome]

...Yes.

[Lie.]

[methanosarcina]

Hmmm...

[ -- well, they're back in the museum. there's gross goop everywhere now, though. ]

[totallyclawsome]

[Just r-]

What's all this stuff.

[methanosarcina]

What is it you're talking about? They are things humans have put here! For commemoration!

[ that is what museums are, sir ]

[totallyclawsome]

I mean all the black goo!

[methanosarcina]

Hmmmmmmm? Why, it's your ancestors.

[totallyclawsome]

...

I don't believe I am descended from black goo.

[methanosarcina]

You are! Ah, are you one of those...

ς г є ค t เ ๏ ภ เ ร t ร?

[totallyclawsome]

...No?

But we descending from apes!

Then...dogs I guess? Proto-dogs.

Then mice...

then...frogs?

Then fish.

Then...whatever comes before that.

No black ooze.

[methanosarcina]

Ooze!

Not black, though. Lots of colours! We thought it was very pretty. But what do you think happened to everything that came before you when it died?

[totallyclawsome]

It breaks down?

[methanosarcina]

Sinks to the bottom of the sea, into our loving, warm embrace. And then...!

[totallyclawsome]

...Becomes ooze?

[methanosarcina]

Yes! And humans use it to ruin ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ.

[totallyclawsome]

....Is this oil.

Is there oil everywhere.

This is going to burn the museum down.

[methanosarcina]

Oh! And then they think they're so cool, drilling so deeply...iyaaa!


[ look though! SHE'S AN ACTUAL PERSON NOW, ACTUALLY DRAPING ON YOU ]

[totallyclawsome]

[SCRE-oh.]

...Oh.

...

Why are you talking like you're the planet.

[methanosarcina]

Oh. This one isn't very smart. Maybe we made a mistake...? Or maybe it's my fault. Hmmmm. Do you think ambushing it here wasn't clear enough? But, humans are supposed to enjoy subtlety...ah, we'll never really understand them, will we?