[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[methanosarcina]

We want to know more about you. After all, you're going to be our knight, aren't you?

[totallyclawsome]

...Knight?

[methanosarcina]

Even if I'm not a god, some humans have become so scared of me they've started doing things like this. We think it's cute. Well, cuter than usual. And this time, they're trying so hard to make sure they don't all die! People fight for me! Ah, it's so exhilarating!

We think we like being worshipped. So, I want more humans to worship me. And you, you're รթєςเคl.

[totallyclawsome]

[Ego = Pet]

...So you want me to worship you?

[methanosarcina]

Worship, and protect. Though, it's not really like we need protecting. We think it'll be cute to see you try, though.

[totallyclawsome]

...Do I get a reason why I should?

[methanosarcina]

We think you'd enjoy it?

[ 10/10 reason, pls submit to eternal servitude ]

[totallyclawsome]

That's not a very good sell.

[methanosarcina]

Is this what they call 'hard to get'?

[totallyclawsome]

Pretty sure I'm being normal.

[methanosarcina]

Oh dear, oh dear.

[ just drapes on him from behind and starts nipping at his ear ]

[totallyclawsome]

What, what?

[He's not shaking her off cause that's sort of nice.]

[methanosarcina]

[ presses up against him, rubbing her hands across his chest ]

What's your name?

[totallyclawsome]

FFfoley?

[methanosarcina]

Foley. You already know one of our names, so now we're introduced! And now we're friends. See, it's easy.

[totallyclawsome]

Friends is pretty different from worship though.

[methanosarcina]

Well, we have to get to know each other first. You shouldn't worship something you don't know, right?

[totallyclawsome]

Yes, that is very true.

[I have no actual plans to worship you

Even if you're pretty cute.

And weirdly tall]

[methanosarcina]

So tell us about yourself.

[totallyclawsome]

[Uhhhh.]

I go to school, and I like to get into places I'm not supposed to be. Which is why my arm is like this.

[methanosarcina]

School? Ah, that's where baby humans go, isn't it? Are you a baby?

[totallyclawsome]

I'm.

Nearly an adult.

[methanosarcina]

Oh? A fully grown baby, then!

[ nipping at his neck, now ]

[totallyclawsome]

Ah...w-well, I guess.

That's not totally inaccurate.

[methanosarcina]

[ her hands move down to rest on his hips, and she pushes up against his back. ]

And a cat. Somebody's pet?