[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[totallyclawsome]

...Becomes ooze?

[methanosarcina]

Yes! And humans use it to ruin ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ.

[totallyclawsome]

....Is this oil.

Is there oil everywhere.

This is going to burn the museum down.

[methanosarcina]

Oh! And then they think they're so cool, drilling so deeply...iyaaa!


[ look though! SHE'S AN ACTUAL PERSON NOW, ACTUALLY DRAPING ON YOU ]

[totallyclawsome]

[SCRE-oh.]

...Oh.

...

Why are you talking like you're the planet.

[methanosarcina]

Oh. This one isn't very smart. Maybe we made a mistake...? Or maybe it's my fault. Hmmmm. Do you think ambushing it here wasn't clear enough? But, humans are supposed to enjoy subtlety...ah, we'll never really understand them, will we?

[totallyclawsome]

You're the planet.

...

So running goes beyond pointless into the comically tragic.

[methanosarcina]

It's not a tragedy. Don't you love me? There's a reason we're here! You should know, since you tried so hard to steal from this wonderful, wonderful shrine some nice humans built for me.

[totallyclawsome]

...

Uh.

I was really just.

Testing it.

That's all.

You know, the whole mouth thing?

[methanosarcina]

The thing humans don't do! What was it? A god? Gods are cute, too. Not as cute, because they're so rude to humans when humans are why they even exist, but it's okay! They die the same, too.

[totallyclawsome]

...

I think it's like the opposite.

[methanosarcina]

A bug?

[totallyclawsome]

A demon, I guess?

[methanosarcina]

What's a '''demon'''?

[totallyclawsome]

Like a monster?

[methanosarcina]

But don't humans call everything they're scared of a monster?

[totallyclawsome]

...Well.

I guess?

[methanosarcina]

So it could be ~*anything*~!

[totallyclawsome]

Okay, it could be anything.

Does it matter?

[methanosarcina]

We want to know more about you. After all, you're going to be our knight, aren't you?

[totallyclawsome]

...Knight?

[methanosarcina]

Even if I'm not a god, some humans have become so scared of me they've started doing things like this. We think it's cute. Well, cuter than usual. And this time, they're trying so hard to make sure they don't all die! People fight for me! Ah, it's so exhilarating!

We think we like being worshipped. So, I want more humans to worship me. And you, you're รթєςเคl.

[totallyclawsome]

[Ego = Pet]

...So you want me to worship you?

[methanosarcina]

Worship, and protect. Though, it's not really like we need protecting. We think it'll be cute to see you try, though.

[totallyclawsome]

...Do I get a reason why I should?