[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[totallyclawsome]

I heard it a lot!

[Don't stop tho.]

[methanosarcina]

[ totally stops ]

Maybe I shouldn't corrupt such an innocent soul...!

[totallyclawsome]

My souls is not innocent.

I don't think!

[methanosarcina]

Oh? So you do want this, then?

[totallyclawsome]

Well...yes.

[He thinks.]

[methanosarcina]

Maybe I don't want to give it to you, though. You've been terribly rude to us...

[totallyclawsome]

I-I didn't mean to be.

I was just surprised.

[MAXIMUM PITIFUL: GO.]

[methanosarcina]

Well. Maybe you should swear you'll be good and that you'll do everything I say.

[ and suddenly there's a compulsion to say yes, why would you do anything else??? ]

[totallyclawsome]

[He hesitates, but then wow why wouldn't he say yes??]

O-of course I would. I will, I mean.

[methanosarcina]

Do you promise? We're really not so sure...

[totallyclawsome]

I-I promise! I promise, really! [Why do I promise, again...?

Oh well, it must not be important.]

[methanosarcina]

I believe you.

[ and then she reaches back into his pants, softly rubbing at his dick ]

[totallyclawsome]

[He arches his back instinctively cause. Well he's still not sure what's going on with himself mentally.]

A-ah...y-yeah, I'll be good, I promise...

[methanosarcina]

Good boy, good boy.

[ nipping at his ears, pressing herself harder against his back ]

[totallyclawsome]

[He's letting out really heated breath now, and fidgeting.]

I'm.. I'm a good boy..

[methanosarcina]

That's right.

[ she backs off of him, rather suddenly ]

Turn around.

[totallyclawsome]

[Look at how obedient he is.

He doesn't even hesitate. INSTANT adherence.]

[methanosarcina]

Oh! Cute!

[ and then she's on her knees in front of him. ]

So eager, aren't you? Ah, you're such a good knight.

[ because, obviously, that's what he is. right??? ]

[totallyclawsome]

A knight?

Am I... is that what I am?

[He's shaking his head a little.]

[methanosarcina]

Oh! You're so forgetful! Well, I'll allow it. After all, you're our most loyal follower.

[ pulling his pants down ]

[totallyclawsome]

[Did you want the cat dick

you're getting it.]

Is... is that right? I will. Try to remember.

[methanosarcina]

I know you will.

[ let's stroke the cat dick ]

I'll make sure you do, anyway.

[totallyclawsome]

That's good.

If it's important, I should try not to forget.

[methanosarcina]

[ she giggles, and then gives his dick a few experimental licks before suddenly taking the entire thing into her mouth ]

[totallyclawsome]

[Oh that feelOHMYGOD

He arches his back and cries out.]