[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[anshininsan]

[ except!! there's the sound of footsteps, dainty and light with a slow gait - perhaps it's a girl? perhaps it's a school girl with a skirt? perhaps it's even a cute girl, with cute panties? it seems to be the case—!

except the descent down the stairs stops, and as soon as leo can see the beginnings of light pink underwear with a cute bear face pattern, there's a foot. on his face. the weight of 120lbs bearing down on a single point. ]

Ararara? What's this? Some trash someone left on the ground, it seems? How terrible, littering is illegal, you know.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[This is it, all my hopes and dreams will be satisfied when I see that bear's fa-

Oh. It's a foot.

There's a scraping sound as his claws struggle to keep him in place with that extra 120 pounds.]

....I warsnt doong anfing.

[HONEST AND FOR-TRUE.]

[anshininsan]

Hm?

[ grinding her foot down a bit ]

It seems this trash is speaking. Technology sure has advanced nowadays, but you know -

[ lifting her foot up, and he can kind of catch a glimpse of this before she twists her foot and kicks him - straight down the next flight of stairs. ]

- trash is still trash.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ghhh..okay...I see you aren't convinced, but-

[Everything in life is pure this .1 second of joy will remain in my mind forever, thank you our lord in he-]

WAH!

[He bounces down the stairs and smacks into the wall.]

[anshininsan]

[ steps down the stairs, following after him, nice angle right ]

Hm? I don't need any convincing, my eyes see perfectly clear, you know?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I.

Am sure.

We can live and let live, right.

[He's still arguing, unwrapping himself from the heap he's in, and trying to dust himself off.

He'd run but he can see thigh, here.]

No need to. Kick me any further.

[anshininsan]

Sure.

[ ======> lands on his face ]

Live and let live.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[There's a loud MEOW and he kinda, well. Flails.

THIS ISN'T LIVING AND LET LIVING.]

[anshininsan]

"This isn't living and let living", right? That's what you're thinking, right? But I am letting you live. What is a doormat when not being stepped on people? Aren't I making you very happy? Aren't you happy to be my doormat?

[ G R I N D S H E R F O O T ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[NO

a little.]

Ghhkk.. ghhkk..c-come on, mercy!

[His legs are flapping uselessly, it's pretty comical.]

[anshininsan]

Hm, but you're the one who wanted to be on the ground, right? Where the floor is. The floor is meant for stepping on, but you're on it, so you're for stepping on, too. That's how it works.

[ stepping up onto his chest, to his neck ]

From the way you were looking up, you were trying to get a sneak peek of my panties, right?

[ g r i n d s a little ]

You wanted to see them? Is that it? High school boys are so shy, nowadays. Come on, speak up. Can't you speak?

[ i mean i'm stepping on your neck but whatever ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Gllkkk that's a raspy choking sound.]

Gllll-y-yes, yellkkk-yes!

[IF I ADMIT IT CAN I STOP GETTING OWNED]

[anshininsan]

We~ll~ If you insist, I'll make you happy!

[ HIP DROP ====> YOUR FACE ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[If steam could shoot his ears they would.

IS THIS A GOOD THING? DO GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO SHIITY CATS

THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD THING.]

[anshininsan]

[ i mean i guess except also it's probably crushing your face, too ]

Hu-hu~ Don't get so excited, I can feel it through the fabric~ it's really thin, you know~ Honestly, high school boys these days, well, I suppose eroge have become quite popular in this generation~ Just like my animes, right? Cross Ange is headed into the right direction of shitty comedy and action~

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He tries to talk, because how dare you praise cross-ange, but all that does is you know. Talk into her crotch.

And THEN he tries to wiggle his face free, but he has to put his hands on her thighs to try and do that.]

[anshininsan]

Say what you will, but look at it, you're enjoying this, aren't you? Iya~a~, so indecent, Leo-kun~

[ gently, you know, just. rocking her hips back on his face as she leans back ]

Be ge~ntle with me~

[whoslaughingmeow]

[...There's more muffles and his squirming is only intensifying, but wow his face is getting red and he's trying really hard not to. Think she isn't just fucking with him.

HE'S NOT LEWD*




*lie]

[anshininsan]

A, ahh~ Le~o-ku~n~ Come on now, use some proper technique~ Don't you know how to pleasure a girl?

[ she's not fucking with him don't worry*




*she's totally fucking with him ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He seizes up and seethes.

This is a delicate situation. There's only one sensible solution here.

[] Go cold fish, removing any amusement from taunting him.

[x] E S C A L A T E

So he's actually, factually, pushing tongue into her panties now.]

[anshininsan]

. . . Eh? Eh?

[ —oh my god he did it ]

Y-you. . . ah, you're a real pervert, aren't you. . .

[whoslaughingmeow]

[This definitely seems to be the case cause he's doubling down.]

[anshininsan]

. . . W-what's this? Even though. . . even though I was joking, somehow, this totally virgin loser is actually skilled with his tongue? Am I going to come, just from this? . . . A-am I the pervert after all?

[anshininsan]

.................. Just ✰ kidding.

[anshininsan]

[ guess what motherfucker now you're in class, take a fucking seat. actually you don't really have a choice, do you? even though you're not bound by anything, you really don't want to get out of that seat, even if you do, you can't move a muscle, or rather you just don't want to do that. even though she has a very sharp pencil very close to your head. real close. not too close, but it's very close and very sharp. ]

I hope you didn't think that was real, there's no way a real girl would suddenly start getting off on your amateurish technique. Shit like that doesn't happen in real life, it only happens in H-manga with your 2D girls, but 3D girls are cruel and aren't like that. Sorry, did I shatter your wonderful anime dreams? But it's the truth, you know, just as I graduated from Shounen Jump long ago, I did so of H-manga, too.

[ don't mind the slight flush in her cheeks, that might be just her about to, u kno, stab you. ]