[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[collectionday]

Yes.

[Pause.]

Say.

[telltailheart]

Absolutely not!

[collectionday]

[He stops dumping them on the floor over and over to.

Well. Pin them.]

I'm a greater dragon.

Respect your elders.

[telltailheart]

[ wraps her tail around one of his legs, and starts squeezing ]

Eat shit, asshole!

[ EVEN IF YOU DO LOOK KINDA BANGABLE AND ALSO AREN'T ACTUALLY A CRIMINAL, MAYBE ]

[collectionday]

If you wanna keep fighting first, that's fine.

[JUST?? PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE??]

[telltailheart]

[ >DENY INSTINCTS ]

What kinda shitty sex are you into? What, do you get off on getting your ass kicked?

[ punching him back ]

[collectionday]

A little. Do you?

[He's unrepentant slime you're totally screwed.]

[telltailheart]

Doesn't matter, 'cause I'm not the one who's gonna get their ass kicked!

[collectionday]

Go ahead, hit me as hard as you can.

[telltailheart]

[ PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE AGAIN ]

[collectionday]

[DID YOU SAY: CLOCK YOURSELF.]

[telltailheart]

[ OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT IF I PUNCH YOU HARDER ]

[collectionday]

[Quit hitting yourself.

Seriously.

He's concerned.]

Are you having fun?

[telltailheart]

Shut up!

[ gonna try to strangle him ]

[collectionday]

[Okay that works more but he's trying to pin her back down.]

[telltailheart]

[ okay. okay that's fine she's got this. step one: choke harder

step two: kiss him ]

[collectionday]

[You're the worst cop

He totally gets into that though.]

[telltailheart]

[ these are EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES

but she grinds against him, loosening her grip just a bit ]

[collectionday]

[Is the circumstances a dick

Cause that's a dick grinding back.]

[telltailheart]

[ the circumstances is 'this is pretty hot'

which includes the dick, yes ]

I can't believe this...

[collectionday]

I think it's only fair.

[telltailheart]

Who gives a shit what you think is fair?

[ smacks him over the head with her tail ]

[collectionday]

[He grinds into her in response. Hard.]

I'm just saying.

[Also his tail is thwacking her back.]

[telltailheart]

[ she gasps sharply, pressing up against him. ]

No one cares what you're saying!

[collectionday]

Tsk tsk, little dragons should listen to their elders.

[He's nipping on her earlobe.]