[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[methanosarcina]

Do you promise you won't run?

[totallyclawsome]

...Yes.

[Lie.]

[methanosarcina]

Hmmm...

[ -- well, they're back in the museum. there's gross goop everywhere now, though. ]

[totallyclawsome]

[Just r-]

What's all this stuff.

[methanosarcina]

What is it you're talking about? They are things humans have put here! For commemoration!

[ that is what museums are, sir ]

[totallyclawsome]

I mean all the black goo!

[methanosarcina]

Hmmmmmmm? Why, it's your ancestors.

[totallyclawsome]

...

I don't believe I am descended from black goo.

[methanosarcina]

You are! Ah, are you one of those...

ς г є ค t เ ๏ ภ เ ร t ร?

[totallyclawsome]

...No?

But we descending from apes!

Then...dogs I guess? Proto-dogs.

Then mice...

then...frogs?

Then fish.

Then...whatever comes before that.

No black ooze.

[methanosarcina]

Ooze!

Not black, though. Lots of colours! We thought it was very pretty. But what do you think happened to everything that came before you when it died?

[totallyclawsome]

It breaks down?

[methanosarcina]

Sinks to the bottom of the sea, into our loving, warm embrace. And then...!

[totallyclawsome]

...Becomes ooze?

[methanosarcina]

Yes! And humans use it to ruin ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ.

[totallyclawsome]

....Is this oil.

Is there oil everywhere.

This is going to burn the museum down.

[methanosarcina]

Oh! And then they think they're so cool, drilling so deeply...iyaaa!


[ look though! SHE'S AN ACTUAL PERSON NOW, ACTUALLY DRAPING ON YOU ]

[totallyclawsome]

[SCRE-oh.]

...Oh.

...

Why are you talking like you're the planet.

[methanosarcina]

Oh. This one isn't very smart. Maybe we made a mistake...? Or maybe it's my fault. Hmmmm. Do you think ambushing it here wasn't clear enough? But, humans are supposed to enjoy subtlety...ah, we'll never really understand them, will we?

[totallyclawsome]

You're the planet.

...

So running goes beyond pointless into the comically tragic.

[methanosarcina]

It's not a tragedy. Don't you love me? There's a reason we're here! You should know, since you tried so hard to steal from this wonderful, wonderful shrine some nice humans built for me.

[totallyclawsome]

...

Uh.

I was really just.

Testing it.

That's all.

You know, the whole mouth thing?

[methanosarcina]

The thing humans don't do! What was it? A god? Gods are cute, too. Not as cute, because they're so rude to humans when humans are why they even exist, but it's okay! They die the same, too.

[totallyclawsome]

...

I think it's like the opposite.

[methanosarcina]

A bug?