[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[methanosarcina]

MIND CONTROL BULLSHIT

[collectionday]

Do you want Foley (Furley)

[methanosarcina]

give me the f(urley)

[totallyclawsome]

[So

There's this sweet museum exhibit about the sanctity of the planet and this awesome geode they got from a chasm, it's all very wiccan and WORSHIP THE PLANET.

Which is why Foley is hanging from the ceiling by a red tendril, spider-man style, ready to steal it.]

[methanosarcina]

[ !

that's cool. and cute. don't mind these spooky shadows watching, please ]

[totallyclawsome]

[He grabs it... and examines it. Then tosses it into the air.

And holy shit a giant Parasyte mouth splits from his demon hand and eats it, chews a little.. and spits it out whole, sticky.]

What, nothing? Goddammit.

[He sets it back on the stand.]

Totally worthless.

[methanosarcina]

Worthless, it says! Ah, how rude. How ungrateful!

[ where's that coming from? behind you?

probably everywhere. ]

[totallyclawsome]

....


Bye.


[COMICAL ZIPLINE SOUND AS HE SLOWLY GOES UP

IT'D SURE SUCK IF A SHADOW UNHOOKED MY GROSS DEMON HOOK]

[methanosarcina]

[ IT SURE WOULD SUCK

IF SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENED





oops, it did. it's okay, there's a shadow at the bottom to catch you. ]

[totallyclawsome]

[FUCK

SAVE ME GROSS DEMON HAND

GO GO GADGET GRAPPLING HOOK

Except the hand just kinda coughs and makes a mouth that goes 'bleh' like it didn't like chewing on the Geode.

Into the shadow he goes.]

[methanosarcina]

[ have fun falling.

forever and ever and ever and... ]

[totallyclawsome]

[THIS IS THE ACTUAL WORST]

[methanosarcina]

[ sssh it's fine

there's something clinging to you now. it might even be a person??? ]

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

[totallyclawsome]

I AM PRETTY SURE IF I DID YOU ARE PROBABLY RESPONSIBLE.

[methanosarcina]

That's just like a human! Blaming us for your words and deeds. Don't worry. You're cute, so I'll make you better.

[totallyclawsome]

I fail to see how THE SHADOW PORTAL was my de-wait what.

[methanosarcina]

We'll grant you our blessing. Aren't you happy? That's the word, right? We think it is. Your heart should be aflutter!

[totallyclawsome]

I don't know what any of that is but I feel like I should be going.

[Somewhere.

THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO.]

[methanosarcina]

You'll get lost if you do that. You don't want to get lost, do you? Wouldn't that be ｓｃａｒｙ?

[totallyclawsome]

I would like to please be let out of the dark, though.

[methanosarcina]

Do you promise you won't run?

[totallyclawsome]

...Yes.

[Lie.]

[methanosarcina]

Hmmm...

[ -- well, they're back in the museum. there's gross goop everywhere now, though. ]

[totallyclawsome]

[Just r-]

What's all this stuff.

[methanosarcina]

What is it you're talking about? They are things humans have put here! For commemoration!

[ that is what museums are, sir ]