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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[earlgreyme]

I.

Strive to keep under control, and not to partake in things like this.

[NO FUN ALLOWED.]

[extractionfiend]

Oh? And how often are you asked to partake in things like this?

[earlgreyme]

People want to touch my ears often.

[He didn't mean the imminent sin, Kuga!]

[extractionfiend]

Hn. Your ears. Yes, I'm sure all the young people are just wild about your... ears.

[earlgreyme]

I would rather not go into the rumors about other parts of me.

[extractionfiend]

Well I would. [ She says as she brings herself up again and to his side. ] Though after this, I can't exactly spread "rumors," can I?

[earlgreyme]

[He squeaks.]

I suppose not.

I would just rather stop hearing 'Reincarnation of the Balance Dragon' and implications I have a knot.

[He does SOMETIMES, but nobody has seen that form!]

[extractionfiend]

You mean neither of those are true? [ She sighs. ] I'm going to owe people money...

[earlgreyme]

Their truth is not the issue!

[Meaning they're both pretty true.]

[extractionfiend]

I'd like you to take a moment to think about that statement in relation to the position you're currently in and consider whether or not you'd like to retract it. I'll only give you the one chance, though.

[earlgreyme]

...

Would it be too cheeky to say 'see for yourself?'

[extractionfiend]

I'd say it's about time you showed some fight.

[ As she says this, she takes off her shoes, hikes up her skirt, and goes ahead and saddles herself up, sitting just below his stomach. It takes her another moment to put her hair back, but once she's done she's got those spider fingers going along his chest and is uttering a sound that makes it seem like she's surveying a buffet. ]

I mean, if you just let me do everything without showing a little cheek, well... That'd just be a turn off.

[earlgreyme]

If you wanted me to fight, was binding me really the thing to do.

[Her sitting on him doesn't seem to be enough to make breathing difficult or anything. He's trying to relax, since this is.. to help him be less strained.

His body is very firm, but he definitely doesn't train the way his father does. It's more natural buffness.]

[extractionfiend]

Hmn... [ She can definitely feel the difference. It takes her right back to the days she taught combat. She remembers kids exactly like him, 'Unfairly hot young bodies that still did as they should...' ]

[ Not that she's old enough to really put any bitter feelings behind that thought, but she's still going to tweak his nipple all the same. ]

Of course I don't mean physically. If that happened, you'd be worse off than before.

[earlgreyme]

[He makes a yelp, but chokes it down as soon as it comes out.]

Ah, mental fight.

I tend to be good at that.

[extractionfiend]

Really? Did your mother tell you that?

[ Because it's kind of been easy so far. Enough that she feels comfortable taking off her shirt and getting up close already. Close enough to see nice and clearly. ]

[earlgreyme]

[Yes, she did.]

I have been told I have my father's inclination to be perpetually difficult.

[extractionfiend]

He's harmless, though. [ Says the hidden villain. ]

Now. Tell me... What do you envision happening next?

[earlgreyme]

...I would imagine you'd go investigate those ah.

'rumors' yourself.

[extractionfiend]

Heh. You're really eager for me to get a look, aren't you.

[earlgreyme]

I-I wouldn't say I'm 'eager'.

It just seems like what to do.

[extractionfiend]

Then, what if I asked: "What would you LIKE me to do?"

[earlgreyme]

[He can think of many, many, many things.]

....To investigate, first.

[extractionfiend]

Hmm...? I don't think I quite understand. Be a little more explicit, please.

[earlgreyme]

Unbutton me and take it out.

[It's starting to ache from confinement anyway.]