small idiot post

[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

Comments

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hi my name is maribelle lomaza and I am the drhahaha no give me your cutest

it's gonna be unpure, obviously

[whoslaughingmeow]

[OF COURSE IT'S UNPURE

Do you want to stumble into one of Leo's shitty dreams and have an argument there.

Either that or he can bully you at your magic child soldier school, nerd.]

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JINN THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY MARIBELLE

THO IF U WANT HER I CAN DO HER TOO

[whoslaughingmeow]

OH SHIT

I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK

SHAME ME

How about a shitty half-nekomata, I floated that idea in this setting before

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SOUNDS GOOD

LET'S GO

[whoslaughingmeow]

[You know what sucks.

Being half-nekomata and also causing bad luck to everyone, always.

Which is probably why he's getting tossed out of a building into the dirt.]

I DIDN'T MAKE EVERYTHING BREAK!

[He totally made everything break.]

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[ hanging out nearby, drawing something in the dirt with their finger. ]

Yeah, I know how that is. 'Noooo I totally didn't knock everything down because I was moving around too fast maybe you should secure your breakables better and also shut the door so wind stops drafting in?'

They basically never buy it. Eeeever.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I didn't even do that.

I just was hanging around and all the shelves fell.

And a water line broke.

And the kitchen caught on fire.

None of that was my fault.

[It was all his fault.]

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Sooooounds like it totally was, actually.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It was not!

It's not like they were taking too long I started to get annoyed and when I get annoyed bad luck starts happening around me!

[That's exactly what happens.]

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Woah hey are you annoyed right now should I like not be here, or?

[ SCOOTING AWAY? ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Quick, say something cool.]

...I don't get annoyed at cute girls.

[...Nailed it.]

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[ QUICK SAY SOMETHING COOL ]

Haha, yeah. I'm cute. Totally cute. Super cute. Actually literally the cutest.

[ N A I L ED I T ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yeah, you are.

Totally.

[He's trying.]

But no, I'm not gonna make your shoelaces come untied and your wallet get lost!

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Ooookay. But, like, what if you do? I super super super need my shoelaces tied, okay?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I dunno, you'll have to deal with it I guess.

Your luck is already super good cause you ran into me.

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Hoooold on. Hold on hold on hold on. Are you, like, some sort of cool kid?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm very cool.

[relativelyquickly]

...Hey. Cool. I'm cool, too.

[ BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL BE ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Are you really.

[He's questioning it, despite nobody questioning his.]

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I'm basically the coolest kid there is.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Really, what makes you so cool.

Tell me.

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I'm fast...

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's pretty cool.

How fast.

[relativelyquickly]

So fast you can't even see me.