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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess that's fun.

What's the absolute cheapest place.

[I'M POOR?]

[relativelyquickly]

We're not going somewhere cheap...

[I'M RELATIVELY WEALTHY, BY YOUKAI STANDARDS]

[whoslaughingmeow]

...But I don't have any money.

[pls]

[relativelyquickly]

I do. It'll be on me, okay?

[ since I ruined them in the first place ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Okay, fine, but let's hurry.

[He has to hold these up.]

[relativelyquickly]

Right.

[ and then they just kneel down. ]

C'mon, get on my back.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[...He's unsure, but he does it.

He keeps one hand on his pants, though.]

Are you really that fast.

[relativelyquickly]

Of course I am. What, don't you believe me?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I am a little hesitant to believe, yes.

[relativelyquickly]

Well, then. Better hold on!


[ GOTTA GO FAST I hope you enjoy wind cause there's a lot of it ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[his cheeks are doing the dog thing

why so fast]

[relativelyquickly]

[ why would you bother moving if you're not moving fast ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Sometimes you need to go slow.

Sometimes.]

[relativelyquickly]

[ how about u fuckin EAT SHIT, KID

but hey, we're at a fancy clothes store. ]

Right, so, okay.

I need you to not ruin everything when we go in. Also get off my back.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I won't ruin anything!

That only happens sometimes!

When I want it too!

[He's crawling off, though.]

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's go!

[ walking inside, SEE LESS FAST JUST FOR YOU. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's walking in, still holding up his pants.

He probably looks like a disheveled hobo, why are you taking a disheveled hobo into a store??]

[relativelyquickly]

[ because I FEEL BAD, THAT'S WHY SHUT UP ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

..So, uh.

You're paying so feel free to pick it?

As long as it's pants.

[He's allergic to shirts.]

[relativelyquickly]

Really? I was gonna get you a nice dress.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What, why?

[Is there a reason

Are you depraved.]

[relativelyquickly]

[ yes ]

You'd look cute?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't like to cover my chest, most of the time.

[relativelyquickly]

What? What? Why?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I like my abs!

And it feels too constricting!