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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[whoslaughingmeow]

[Sometimes you need to go slow.

Sometimes.]

[relativelyquickly]

[ how about u fuckin EAT SHIT, KID

but hey, we're at a fancy clothes store. ]

Right, so, okay.

I need you to not ruin everything when we go in. Also get off my back.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I won't ruin anything!

That only happens sometimes!

When I want it too!

[He's crawling off, though.]

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's go!

[ walking inside, SEE LESS FAST JUST FOR YOU. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's walking in, still holding up his pants.

He probably looks like a disheveled hobo, why are you taking a disheveled hobo into a store??]

[relativelyquickly]

[ because I FEEL BAD, THAT'S WHY SHUT UP ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

..So, uh.

You're paying so feel free to pick it?

As long as it's pants.

[He's allergic to shirts.]

[relativelyquickly]

Really? I was gonna get you a nice dress.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What, why?

[Is there a reason

Are you depraved.]

[relativelyquickly]

[ yes ]

You'd look cute?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't like to cover my chest, most of the time.

[relativelyquickly]

What? What? Why?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I like my abs!

And it feels too constricting!

[relativelyquickly]

I guess it's pretty hot but it makes staring at you waaaaayy less fun.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What, you want to stare at me in a dress?

[relativelyquickly]

Yyyyyyeah? Is that bad?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Is there appeal in that?

Not that I wouldn't.

Wear a dress.

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah. I mean, if we're being serious, you'd toootally actually look super hot in a skirt or something instead of a dress.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

I guess I'd wear that.

Probably.

[relativelyquickly]

Really?! Sweet!

[ and then there's another gust of wind. next thing you know you're being dragged STRAIGHT TO HELL

and by hell I mean the dressing rooms. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[At least my fear of you jumping me in the dressing room has lessened, some.]

You're.

Way into this.

[relativelyquickly]

Should I not be?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was expecting it.

[I'm vaguelly worried.]

So uh.

Pick a skirt, I guess?

[relativelyquickly]

[ there's a gust of wind, and suddenly they're holding some fucking hot topic shit ]

Eh? Eh?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...I

Guess I can wear that.